Unshowered mexican food dining…, originally uploaded by gboone31.

At its finest

My Uncle got me this in China, originally uploaded by gboone31.

It’s a fake Rolex, but is a pretty good match.

I haven’t worn a watch since my first freshman year of college… And that was a plastic sports watch from Wal*Mart.

This will obviously take some getting used to.

The Snuggler

Too bad I shaved this morning… I could have had a decent beard by next weekend, oh well, I’ll have to make due.  Good thing I already have the shorts.

Also, how do I have 15 polo shirts (seriously) and not one is orange? That’s insane…

Oh right orange is a doo doo color.

I’ve picked up listening to the radio again, and I can definitely say I’m glad that Movin 107.5 is around.  Besides playing techno that I can still hear in my head from my brother playing it in his room as loud as possible when I was in the fifth grade, they play 90s hits.  Like “I Wanna Sex You Up.”

But it’s the radio version, so it’s not AS good.

Another great lil diddy that can be found in their playlist is this gem from 1990.

Definitely reminds me of my brother’s birthday party he had at the YMCA.  Oh yea, we hooked up a tape player in the room that doubled as the aerobics room AND the dojo.

Maysville is high class.

I went camping with Robert this past weekend and we went through all of this wood in about five hours, thanks mostly to Greg being a pyromaniac. It’s good to know at 30 years old it’s still acceptable to be childish and trying to build the biggest fire possible. Was there really a point to it being so big? No. It wasn’t even cold outside, and half the night most of us were complaining because it was so damn hot.

But we still had fun.

We didn’t do a lot of hiking or fishing (except for maybe 30 minutes, Robert did it most of the time, I didn’t even pick up a reel for fear of getting a ticket for unlicensed fishing) but we did a lot of sitting around and acting like jackasses. We were supposed to be quiet after 10pm, but that lasted for all of 15 minutes until Greg started yelling, “GOD BLESS AMERICA!” at the top of his lungs. The white trash family a few sites down chipped in for a while but eventually fell asleep. Luckily their children riddled with ADD didn’t come over and shoot us with their BB guns in the middle of the night because we definitely got exponentially louder as the night went on.

After the fire started to die down around midnight and the wood was running short, Greg made one last attempt to keep the firing running until morning.

Luckily he didn’t fall on his ass, because he was about 20 feet off the ground at one point.  Unluckily we didn’t get anymore wood, so we had to ration for the next few hours until most of us got too tired inebriated and eventually passed out in our individual tents.

I think I’ve seen the future of myself and my friends in my brother and his own group of friends, and I feel the future is looking good.  I can only hope to stay as close as he’s been with his high school friends…

Even though Greg does like to show everyone his mangina.

I’ll be writing about the camping trip later tonight, so this on someecards.com and just had to share.  Below is a conversation Greg and I had during the camping trip.

“Are you gonna post these pictures on your gay blog?”

“Come on… It’s not all gay.”

Ready for a fire?, originally uploaded by gboone31.

It’s gorgeous out here. I need to go caping more often.

You know that episode of The Office where Jim takes the client out to play golf so he can pitch their paper products to him?  I get annoying sales calls like that everyday at work (I’m in charge of all office supply orders for the office.)  People jabber on about how good their prices are, and I have prove to them how their prices are in fact, not good.  Every. Single. Day.

I joke around with my co-workers how I’m going to one day light the mail room on fire, especially when a salesperson calls on FedEx day (today) and takes a huge breath before they get into their long winded spiel about how I can get a free George Foreman grill if I order today! Buy right now! MINIMUM ORDERS ACCEPTED!

You know what I think?  I think George Foreman grills SUCK!

But please, continue to send me your free pens in the mail.  My favorite color is blue.