Jake: You better live blog this on vergGEORGE! right now!
GEORGE!: My phone broke, so unfortunately… I can’t.
Jake: Take a picture with your camera!
GEORGE!: I couldn’t find it!
Jake: Aw man!
GEORGE!: I KNOW!
Don’t worry, no cougar had pissed her pants, we were just watching ESPN on a 120 inch home theater screen in cushy leather seats… with [...]

GEORGE!: Hey how is the weather there? (I was in class.)
Mabes: It’s raining a little bit, supposed to get worse around 8:30.
GEORGE!: Alright, just checking. I just saw some thunder here.
Mabes: You saw thunder?
GEORGE!: Yea, I obviously have really good eyesight.

SoilentTangerine: i am sooooo madly in love with you
Ladies ladies, calm down, you’ll get your turn. There’s plenty of George! to go around…