Andy: That was pre 9/11.
Eli: What year was 9/11? 2002?
GEORGE!: Are you serious? Go back to Europe! NON-AMERICAN!
Eli just got back from a three week trek across Europe, and we always look for a chance to give him shit about it.  I really have no idea how we got on 9/11.  Something about the Spurs […]

“Hey drink this!”
“No… I’m good right now.”
“Come oooooooooooooooooooooon!”
“…Alright.”
Note to self: Jumping off the 2nd story of the party boat may hurt your shoulder.  Do not do this again. Jackass.
Sadly I did not bring my camera with me last night because I didn’t want it to be in the lake.  Sorry.

This video pretty much sums up the weekend.

That was Andy dedicating “Pony” by Ginuwine to Josh’s mom. Classic. We didn’t get a good enough video of me singing “Anyway You Want It” because it was rather dark and I’m not sure Andy knows how to operate a video camera successfully, it was all […]

I’m excited for that.
Conversation from last night in the hot tub.
Andy: This hot tub is a little dirty.
GEORGE!: Yea, I know, I keep getting bugs in my chest beard.
Andy: Chest beard?
GEORGE!: Yea.

Jake: You better live blog this on vergGEORGE! right now!
GEORGE!: My phone broke, so unfortunately… I can’t.
Jake: Take a picture with your camera!
GEORGE!: I couldn’t find it!
Jake: Aw man!
GEORGE!: I KNOW!
Don’t worry, no cougar had pissed her pants, we were just watching ESPN on a 120 inch home theater screen in cushy leather seats… with […]

GEORGE!: Hey how is the weather there? (I was in class.)
Mabes:  It’s raining a little bit, supposed to get worse around 8:30.
GEORGE!:  Alright, just checking.  I just saw some thunder here.
Mabes: You saw thunder?
GEORGE!: Yea, I obviously have really good eyesight.

So, you know how you sometimes get a text from some random number you probably deleted a while back?  You’re either going to ignore it, or right off ask who it is, right?
Not me.
Random: “You going to Austin this weekend?”   Obviously this person knows me and who my family is and where they’ll be this […]

My friend Laura made me a scarf which I received in the mail today.  Good thing I got it today, because it was 60 degrees and I sure needed it… My mom’s response to the gift in the mail?
“There sure is a lot of women who read your blog, isn’t there?”
Oh Mabes, you don’t know […]

“Hey GEORGE! have you ever read these Maximum Ride books?”
“Have you ever seen me read a book?”
“On second thought, I haven’t.  I’m not even sure if you can read.”
“Yea, I haven’t read a book since senior year of high school.”
My dad has read more books in the past five months than I have in my […]

Dooce: Do you think you’ll ever move back out to Utah?
GEORGE!: Who knows, I want to figure out what the hell I’m doing with my life first.
Dooce: You should be an underwear model.
GEORGE!: I’m thinking no…