In case you’re wondering, here’s an explanation of some of the reoccurring people on my blog.

Mabes - My mother. Her real name is Mabel, but I think Mabes just fits her better. Probably the sweetest woman you’ll ever meet in your lifetime, and she makes kickass treats.

Daniel - My father. Yes, his name is Daniel Boone. And yes, he is one scary person. Unless my niece is around, then he turns into a little girl. He also finds joy out of making fun of all of my friends.

Robert - My oldest brother. Was my boss this past Summer, where he made me mail all of the packages and do all of the ram upgrades for the entire company. I actually enjoyed it.

Tiffany - Robert’s wife. She is the first woman other than my mother to shoot a joke back at my father whenever he made fun of her. Needless to say I’m proud to call her my Sister in Law.

Maci - Robert and Tiffany’s daughter, my niece. She’s cuter than your kid, I don’t care what you say. She (like Leta) calls me Dorj. She loves talking and anything having to do with Mickey Mouse.

Tim - My brother. I lived with him whenever I moved out of the house to attend BYU. Most of our conversations consist of sports as the main topic. He’s still a huge UK fan, unlike our traitor brother.

Chelsea - Tim’s wife. The quiet one of the family, which isn’t saying much since we’re all pretty loud. I went with her and Tim on their first date (Utah Jazz game) my date didn’t show, it was for my birthday. AWESOME!

Sam - My good friend. If you want a good idea of our daily interactions (whenever she is actually around, she lives in Austin) just think of Rob and Big. Except, I’m white and closer to 260 pounds instead of 460, and she is female, and I’m not sure she could frontside ollie 215 times on a skateboard without stopping. With a little practice though? Who knows. We usually see each other at least once a month. Also? She makes really good Hall and Oates mix CDs.

Andy (brown hair) - It’s weird we’re close friends now, because we used to set on the steps waiting for our rides to pick us up in high school and whenever he’d try to talk to me I’d either ignore him or tell him to shut up. I was nice that way… We got to be better friends in 2006 before I moved to Utah, and then developed our “relationship” when I moved back. Now we’re constantly asked if we’re together when we go out. His mom even cried when she saw the pictures of dancing with our shirts off in Utah… You could say things are getting serious.

Andy (the blonde one in my old masthead picture) - My old roomate, currently lives in Virginia and trying to move back to Utah, why? I don’t know. He was always sitting in his room whenever I got home from work playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas… Obviously he brings a lot to the table. He told me he’s going to kill (the other) Andy when he comes through on his way to Utah because he’s tired of reading about him on my blog.

Eli - The first time I met him in the 8th grade was during scouts at church, I didn’t really pay attention during scouts, so I just crawled around on the floor acting like a worm the whole time.  He lives in Utah for the next few years. He’s pretty much dead to me now.

Trevon - My best friend since 5th grade, married and has two kids. Did I mention I’m older?

Coleen - Trevon’s wife. She tolerates me even though I ask her daughter if she’s eating a “hamburger with doo doo as the meat” whenever I’m there for dinner.

Jake - Andy’s (Texas) roommate. Just think of an IRL Master Shake with red hair and a beard.

Obviously there are more people I hang out with on a regular basis, so this will have more on it as time goes on.