DudeBro: HEY! NACHO LIBRE!

GEORGE!: ha… ::blank stare::

DudeBro: YOU GOT HAIR JUST LIKE NACHO LIBRE! ::to a guy I actually talk to in the weightroom:: DON’T YOU THINK HE LOOKS LIKE NACHO LIBRE?

Friend: Never saw the movie.

DudeBro: COME ON YOU KNOW WHO JACK BLACK IS!

Friend: …Pretty sure Jack Black isn’t that big.

~Another text conversation~

GEORGE!: Which is sexier… The fact I can shoulder press you over my head? Or… The fact I wore my Harley tank top to work out in?

Sam: Option A. For sure.

I just don’t think she’ll ever appreciate my love of white trash fashion.