Today when I went to Andy’s sister’s high school graduation party, he also introduced me to everyone as his partner. I think we make a cute couple.
Here is an excellent conversation we had at CiCi’s Pizza today:
“I know a lot of my ideas are stupid, but I really do have a good one.”
“Go on.”
“I want to take a Lion, keep the full mane, and somehow shrink it… To like the size of a small dog.”
“… You mean like… Cat size?”
::one minute of laughter::
“Exactly.”
“So you want a cat. With a lion’s mane?”
“Yes. I think celebrities will buy into it.”
“And that way they can have a lion and it won’t maul anyone. Like Benji Madden from Good Charlotte.”
“I hope one day his tiger kills him.”
“And then goes down the street and kills his brother?”
“Exactly.”
25 responses so far ↓
Christopher Sean // Jun 8, 2008 at 9:11 pm
I always wanted to genetically engineer a whale to put it in a 50 gallon tank. Sell each baby for about 1000 bucks.
Amanda // Jun 8, 2008 at 9:48 pm
I LOVE Christopher Sean’s idea. Except I would want a manatee. They’re so dadgum cute.
Also, this picture kicks major A.
Heatherface // Jun 9, 2008 at 12:15 am
Is that a fucking fishbowl??
Jacqueline // Jun 9, 2008 at 5:32 am
Hot. That is all.
Laura // Jun 9, 2008 at 10:19 am
Ya know..you could get a long haired cat…and then shave it….leaving a beautiful mane. Even better. get a rabid cat, sedate it, then shave it….leaving a somewhat lionish- thing? then you can have it attack the maddens. make sure to videotape the aftermath.
Heather // Jun 9, 2008 at 10:43 am
Congrats on your upcoming nuptials. lol
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I’d swim in that fishbowl anytime. Day or night.
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Seriously.
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Day or night.
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Now even.
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:55 pm
It’s really boring to attack your blog with Maddie and she’s too lazy to keep up with me. She’s a total whore.
Pants // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Hooker.
Pants // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:56 pm
I’ve been eating red vines. They make your boobs grow. You should try it.
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Red Vines=RLO
Pants // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I’m slow.
Pants // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Just like my vj.
Pants // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:57 pm
When are you going to be here?
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Bishop Deal’s birthday lunch was boring without you today. I had to cuddle Maddie instead.
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:58 pm
George is moving out there. Didn’t you know?
Pants // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Don’t make me post balls.
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:59 pm
You know who makes a cute couple? Maddie and Daisy.
Pants // Jun 10, 2008 at 9:00 pm
You two are so cute, just like that confusing show “My Two Dads”. Hetero, but two dads? Hmm….
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Hertero dads are soooooo last year.
Sarah // Jun 10, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Hetero. Uggg. Clearly I should stop writing now.
dana // Jul 1, 2008 at 5:51 pm
hey that remark about the tiger? could happen.
remember the seigfreid (sp?) & roy incident? scary.
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