My laptop is currently out of commission because Dell makes piece of shit chargers and the cord is broken. I was going to post a recollection from Memorial Weekend, but I am sitting in my room on the floor on my PC and I just really don’t want to put forth that much effort.
In [...]

Andy: That was pre 9/11.
Eli: What year was 9/11? 2002?
GEORGE!: Are you serious? Go back to Europe! NON-AMERICAN!
Eli just got back from a three week trek across Europe, and we always look for a chance to give him shit about it. I really have no idea how we got on 9/11. Something about [...]

Sam was here this past weekend and we try and make each other a new mix CD each time we hang out. Real emo? Yea I know. Anyway, the time before last I made her a CD with Asslee Simpson’s “L.O.V.E.” on it. This time she decided to one up me and put [...]

SUCK ON THAT HORNETS FANS!

“Hey drink this!”
“No… I’m good right now.”
“Come oooooooooooooooooooooon!”
“…Alright.”
Note to self: Jumping off the 2nd story of the party boat may hurt your shoulder. Do not do this again. Jackass.
Sadly I did not bring my camera with me last night because I didn’t want it to be in the lake. Sorry.

The following song plays every time I’m in the weight room and the classic radio station is playing and I always feel out of place.

I mean, if I’m gonna lift weights while listening to this song, I should be sitting on the hood of an ‘85 Camaro doing bicep curls in a sleeveless mesh shirt… [...]

But I’m using this to cook with a roast, is this even a good wine? I have no idea at all. My dad got a wine gift set for Christmas, and obviously my parents don’t drink, so it’s been sitting in their bedroom. I decided to break this particular bottle out and [...]

Today I went in to do my regular workout and a friend from class asked me if I wanted to play basketball instead. I was hesitant at first, usually my back ends up killing me the rest of the day or my knees nearly break in half during the game. Apparently, I should [...]

This video pretty much sums up the weekend.

That was Andy dedicating “Pony” by Ginuwine to Josh’s mom. Classic. We didn’t get a good enough video of me singing “Anyway You Want It” because it was rather dark and I’m not sure Andy knows how to operate a video camera successfully, it was all [...]

I’m excited for that.
Conversation from last night in the hot tub.
Andy: This hot tub is a little dirty.
GEORGE!: Yea, I know, I keep getting bugs in my chest beard.
Andy: Chest beard?
GEORGE!: Yea.