The semester is coming to an end and I’ve been spending my free time playing Rock Band instead of posting anything. I only missed two notes, which were easy notes, I’m better than that… Don’t ask me why my rocker’s name is Lola, because she isn’t mine. It’s Sam’s. Why do I play on hers? To provide Lola with more money for outfits and her cocaine problem. She’s sitting on about 12 grand right now, but she keeps wanting more. Freaking coke whore.
What is our band name? Busy Bee. As in, “YOU GET THE BUSY BEE I’VE GOT TO TRIM HER WHISKERS!”
11 responses so far ↓
The Domestic Goddess // Apr 30, 2008 at 5:30 pm
As in, Best in Show?
scargosun // Apr 30, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Thought you fell off the face of the earth. 99% seems like a really good score but I don’t know that much about it. I know, I should be shot.
TriptikGirl // Apr 30, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Don’t look at the fat ass losers or freaks, look at me!
(I could quote that movie all day long)
CJ // Apr 30, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Perfectly good explanation. Amen brotha, amen.
Megan // May 1, 2008 at 6:15 am
I think we need a video to prove your skilz at rockstar….seriously
brandy in Canada // May 1, 2008 at 7:12 am
Dude this is the story of my life. Oh and that is totally the same as my tv except mines 61″, we also got another one for the bedroom it’s smaller at 36″ and it’s an lcd, mostly I watch HD news and comment on how much makeup the old news dudes are wearing. Seriously they are all a shade of coral!
Shelly // May 1, 2008 at 10:31 am
I just found your blog. Yes, I am a lurker… I read way back just now and just wanted to say way to go with the weight loss…lookin good. You also crack me up, while I am at work, pretending to be working…..I love how bloggers keep me from going insane!
kate // May 1, 2008 at 11:07 am
As long as you don’t dress in Lola’s clothes…
ha ha ha!
skippy // May 1, 2008 at 2:24 pm
that? no that is a bear in a bee costume.
Sota // May 8, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Hamilton Swan: —Honey, I’m thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?
Meg Swan: —Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan: —Well, it’s breathing now, but it’ll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you’ll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.
Esthela // May 18, 2008 at 7:19 pm
My Rock Band is named “little chinese girl.” For the record there is no little chinese girl in the band and on an unrelated note - we haven’t won a private jet because there is only one song I can play on expert level and the rest only on hard. I’m kind of holding the band back a bit, I think they’re going to look for a new drummer soon.
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