Jake: You better live blog this on vergGEORGE! right now!

GEORGE!: My phone broke, so unfortunately… I can’t.

Jake: Take a picture with your camera!

GEORGE!: I couldn’t find it!

Jake: Aw man!

GEORGE!: I KNOW!

Don’t worry, no cougar had pissed her pants, we were just watching ESPN on a 120 inch home theater screen in cushy leather seats… with 2 cup holders each… full of… soda.

So yea, the battery crapped out on my piece of shit LG phone, and they don’t make it anymore, and I refuse to spend anytime researching to find a new battery for it.  Instead I got a sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet 20 dollar go phone from Wal*Mart, you remember the first gameboys with color screens?  Those had better graphics.  Not only that, but it can’t keep up with how fast I textzorz.  So I have to actually slow down to make sure it gets each key press.  Awesome.

I’m a little depressed.

But Sam was here Friday/Saturday and we had a BBQ early on Saturday, good times with the Boonetang family.  Trevon and Coleen (who is with child, their 2nd) even stopped by.  Also, my good friend Peter, his wife is pregnant.  Did I mention I’m the oldest of my friends from high school?  No girlfriend, no kids, no job.

Life is good.