Somehow Andy, Josh and I got invited to a yacht club party Saturday night, I guess sometimes it’s cool to be friends with people who have rich parents? We figured there would be a few people around our age at the party. Man. Were we wrong. Cougarzone. to. the. MAX. Lots of fake tits and old rich men. Somehow we went through a teleporter to Florida when we walked on to the dock that night.

This cougar in particular was out of control. She was wearing NOTHING under that sun dress. NOTHING! Boobs were floppin’ all around and every now and then her ass would peak out on the dance floor. It’s not like it was a good sight or anything either… Tore up from the floor up. You can see a few more pictures on my flickr from the yacht club party, like this party animal, and this guy who was just looking for a good time. My favorite picture of the night?

This little diddy. Lets just say that even in jorts I may have been a little overdressed. Good thing I wore my boat shoes though. BTW that is not our boat, it is Bailey’s dad’s. He is in the band we go see on the weekends. Yea, don’t worry about it. We’re with the band.

Next up from our crazy antics? When douching goes wrong. Stay tuned.