Awesome. That shirt may be a LITTLE too big now.
Sam hated this. The best part? Someone in my neighborhood walking his dog did a double take, then came back and took a picture of me on his cell phone.
“He likes it, why don’t you?”
“Hideous.”
She did not approve in one bit. We went to wash her car, and yes, I wore this outfit. But had to come home afterwards because it was 80 degrees this weekend and I was burning up. The second best part? During the car wash she said she hated that they were emo jeans but I looked really good in them. Baby. Got. Back.
PS check out my guns. PEW PEW!
21 responses so far ↓
Rachelskirts // Apr 6, 2008 at 10:06 pm
You DO really rock those jeans. And the shoes. And holy cow, I am the biggest sucker for “pew pew!” ever, apparently.
Hanna Em // Apr 7, 2008 at 8:42 am
Augh, my eyes! They BURN! I agree with Sam, it’s hideous.
christel // Apr 7, 2008 at 9:27 am
i LOVE it… come put that stink on me, if she doesn’t like it!
Lisa // Apr 7, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Now you need rhinestones.
Like a rhinestone cowboy!!!
Sarah // Apr 7, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Now, after seeing the outfit, I’m sooooo glad Jon told you not to wear it when we went to the bar. You would have looked less gay than Rlo, and that’s not OK.
Sarah // Apr 7, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I meant MORE GAY than Rlo!!!!
ashlee // Apr 8, 2008 at 12:12 am
oh no you did not.
Heatherface // Apr 8, 2008 at 1:28 am
I don’t think it looks bad, but I’m in L.A where I see dudes in tight pants and “What the fuck were you thinking” shirts all the time. Tight pants are fuckin’ hot, I tend to not care what else is going on with the outfit.
ryananne // Apr 8, 2008 at 6:59 am
When they are wet, can I see wiener in them?
maggie // Apr 8, 2008 at 7:36 am
icky shirt, sorry.
i love plaid but …
man, those pants are tight. how do you sit down? just looks uncomfy to me. and congrats for fitting into them - you should be proud of your new body. my body sucks.
the guns look good too
hummingbird // Apr 8, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Baby Cakes.. you are cougar bait and all… but those jeans are alittle too tight still. I know you are excited and proud of your accomplishments… you should be. And its not that they are EMO… they are just one size too snug to be attractive.
Be proud of the new you - just make sure that you dress to impress.
I’d still hunt you down… cougar bait and all…. just would re-dress you first.
Sarah // Apr 8, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Can you say skin suit??
ryananne // Apr 8, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Hey, Cougar. There aren’t any Baby Cakes in 2008. But there is a hot piece of ass named G. Boone who IS dressed to impress, impressing young and old ladies alike. Well, young and old ladies who know well-fitting jeans when they see them and don’t feel a need to lightly shroud their generational gap with poorly constructed flirting. G. Boone is a stud in those jeans and out of them, and if your opinion is any different, I suggest you take your “cougar” self over to J. Jill for a new pair of stretchy pants because the only reason I can think you would want to hate on him in such a manner would be because the button of your mom jeans is jabbing you in your gut. Thanks and goodnight.
maggie // Apr 8, 2008 at 6:55 pm
what does EMO mean? god I am old. is it somethink sexual? hahaha Or in relation to your (oh, I cant even write it…) just help me and tell me what EMO means. Or is it a brand? HELP!
ashlee // Apr 9, 2008 at 12:50 pm
i think i can make out the veins in your penis. i almost typed i think i can makeout WITH the veins in your penis.
stephanie // Apr 9, 2008 at 4:14 pm
@maggie-
even if you don’t know what “emo” is, surely you must know about google? y/n?
Denise // Apr 9, 2008 at 5:49 pm
we call those bitch pants. you’re rockin’ em though. rawr.
maggie // Apr 9, 2008 at 6:29 pm
alright stephanie, i checked out google and came up with this:
“emo stands for emotionally depressed
emo are the people that cut their wrists and wear chains and black and stuff”
that makes no sense cuz george seems pretty happy and cool and looks smart and he has a hot bod now so why would he not be happy? So. I am back to square one. that is ok though. I can deal with it without getting all EMO. hahahaha
stephanie // Apr 10, 2008 at 3:40 pm
maggie: gold star!
maggie // Apr 10, 2008 at 6:23 pm
thanks stephanie
Jerry // Apr 18, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Hey man. Have you been to Alaska? It looks like you’re laying down some pipes! (Stolen from Colin Cowherd,btw)
Can’t help it, but it reminds me of that song “Apache”
“Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!”
“Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!” Custer, jump on it, jump on it!”
Seriously, tho, keep up the good work.
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