But came back with this. Maybe a little problem with the shoes? But the reflective material just speaks to me… Had no idea the orange was reflective too! So Awesome.
So I tried on new swim suits, and I definitely fit into a Large now. The XL totally fell off my ass. SO. AWESOME. They didn’t have the one I wanted at Old Navy, so I’ll have to order online. I’m gonna go ahead and get this one. I like the dolphin hem, more opportunity to show off my legs… And this way I don’t have to wear jorts. Also, never owned a green swim suit. This could be interesting.

19 responses so far ↓
dooce // Mar 31, 2008 at 5:41 pm
dude, are you shaving your legs?
alina // Mar 31, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Oh, I was totally going to say you’re doing a fantastic job and how you’re all inspiring and stuff, but I’m afraid now all I can think of is you in the shower with a lady bic in your hand, trying not to fall over on your naked ass.
Ah…good times
Molly // Mar 31, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I wish I was a dude so I could wear cool swim trunks like those
Hanna Em // Mar 31, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Meow, nice legs ^_^
Alisa // Mar 31, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Nice shorts pattern. Will it show penis when wet?
Jacqueline // Mar 31, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Hot…that is all.
Nonlinear // Mar 31, 2008 at 8:01 pm
1) I speak as probably the only male that hits this site with any regularity… Please post pictures of MILFs, as opposed to your calves.
b) Speaking of which… You need to chill with the Nair.
fin) Good on ya for the weight loss… on the reals.
brenna // Mar 31, 2008 at 8:26 pm
I like the trunks…what are jorts?
And how is it possible you weigh 293? Are you 8 feet tall? You must be really solid.
Pants // Mar 31, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Know what’s weird? Your legs look freakishly like MY legs! Lucky for you, I’ve had a few people tell me I have legs like a dude.
You should get a Speedo. Then you should write my research paper.
You’re welcome.
Sally // Apr 1, 2008 at 3:27 am
What’s up with you and pictures in the bathroom?
brandy in Canada // Apr 1, 2008 at 7:09 am
I wish my legs were that tanned, although you probably will tell me that they aren’t even tanned and that if I moved to Texas I would be treated like the pale freak I am.
damn sensitive skin.
Oh and my sister is having a girl!
Leesavee // Apr 1, 2008 at 7:59 am
You have far better legs than I do! Bitch!
Kate // Apr 1, 2008 at 8:32 am
With those legs, you could model the swim suits!
Oh, and nice shoes too.
minxlj // Apr 1, 2008 at 9:33 am
Come on G, we all know this is an excuse to show off your legs. Oh and just how tanned do you want to be? Huh?
Making us all jealous over here…
stephanie // Apr 1, 2008 at 9:59 am
yeah, my legs would be way hotter if i was tan but…sigh. such is the life of of the palest of the pale
anyway, old navy is updating their site currently so i can’t see your future suit, but shit i really thought i fell for a rickroll for a minute there. thankfully that didn’t break my streak yet today.
ryananne // Apr 1, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Please answer the question: DOES IT SHOW WIENER WHEN YOU GET WET?
hi_im_jess // Apr 2, 2008 at 7:36 am
sounds like someone has some obsessed fans. I want some ghetto fab shoes, but you should get those trunks too, they’re pretty amazing.
Sarah // Apr 2, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Hooker.
christel // Apr 9, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Dear George.
pick up the towel.
that is all.
~c
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