An open letter to the cute girl in the PHED building

February 1st, 2008 · 10 Comments

Dear New-Curly-Haired-Receptionist,

I think you’re really cute and I want to tell you this but I’m too much of a pussy and can only seem to make stupid small talk with you. When you look at me and smile I get all nervous and try to introduce myself but that would be dumb because you already know my name from checking in. So, hey, that one time I made a joke about you cleaning the machines? Thats me flirting with you. And again, today when I asked about your scrubs you were wearing? Flirting. I’m taking interest in you, see? I just can’t ask your name because you are really cute and I feel funny in my bathing suit places when you smile at me when I check in.

So, cut me break. Maybe I’ll ask your name next time I see you? …Or next week? Whatever.

Sincerely,

George Lawrence Boone or The guy who looks like ‘Nacho Libre’ according to ‘Douche-Who-Is-Obviously-On-Steroids’

::Edit::

No idea why comments were off. Guess I was tired last night.

Tags: Filler

10 responses so far ↓

ryananne // Feb 2, 2008 at 3:41 pm

HIGH F’N FIVE, MAN! If I were a crab and you were a mermaid with no voice, I would sing to you…kiss the girl.
ashlee // Feb 2, 2008 at 5:38 pm

wasnt he a lobster?
hummingbird // Feb 3, 2008 at 7:13 am

I think you should print this out…. put it in an envelope…and then leave it on the counter next time you see her.
GEORGE! // Feb 3, 2008 at 8:46 am

Cute hummingbird, but I don’t have the balls.
Vicki // Feb 3, 2008 at 2:06 pm

You should totally ask her out! If she isn’t in a relationship, there is no doubt in my mind that she would say yes. You are such a cutie with a great personality, she would be crazy not to. GO FOR IT!
minxlj // Feb 3, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Nacho Libre? Are you kidding me? G, you look nothing like him. Or Jack Black in an afro, full stop.

ASK HER OUT! Seriously go for it, or casually drop something into the conversation to find out if she has a boyfriend…she’ll get the hint…then ask her out if she seems keen.

I’m on a date tomorrow night and totally nervous but going for it anyway. LOL
Miss Wisabus // Feb 4, 2008 at 8:42 am

ashlee, he was a crab.

George, just do it.
christel // Feb 4, 2008 at 9:05 am

don’t ask her out yet, i want MY crack atcha.

~coug
Steph // Feb 4, 2008 at 3:08 pm

You should ask her out. If she smiles at you when you smile at her, then there are two possibilities: 1) she thinks you’re cute. 2) she’s working and trying to be a friendly receptionist. But you’ll never know which one it is unless you ask her out! And even if it is option 2, she smiled at least, so you know she’s not repulsed by you or thinks you’re a weirdo.

Definitely go for it, but ask her out when you’re about to leave the office, don’t do it when you check in. Just go up as you’re about to leave and if she’s not on the phone or talking to someone else, just say something like, “Hi, I’m George. I was wondering if you might want to meet up for coffee or maybe dinner (lunch, drinks, insert your own idea here) after work some time.”

Then wait for a response. That’s all you have to do! I don’t envy guys having to do the majority of the asking, but COME DUDE, do it!!! The worst thing she could say is no. Good luck!
minxlj // Feb 5, 2008 at 4:52 am

Come on G - did you???? What happened? If not why not? LOL

GO FOR IT - you’re a great guy, cute and funny as hell and she’d be an idiot to say no. I was waaaaaay too nervous about my date situation and it’s all worked out fine so I’m passing on the good karma to you