When I moved home to Texas from Utah I started getting random comments from a local SLC girl named Sarah. The comments would soon turn into friend requests on myspace and facebook. We started messaging back and forth, eventually chatting on im. She’s definitely a nice older girl, and I have no [...]

To be reincarnated as an ACC basketball player (Non-Duke/UNC) just so I could turn around and punch the Duke fans in the face as I’m about to throw the ball in.  SO ANNOYING!!! SIT THE HELL DOWN AND QUIT JUMPING UP AND DOWN YOU D-BAGS!!!!!!! WATCH THE GAME!  I now remember why I try to [...]

Also, NEW JEANS!  Tighter than usual, probably the closest thing to wranglers I’ll ever wear.  You can’t really tell in this picture though…

First things first Canada. It’s BATHROOM. Not WASHROOM. Restroom is also accepted, but no more WASHROOM. Unless you say warshroom.
Second, you can see my nipples through my hooded sweatshirt, if that’s not sexy. Well then… You’re dumb.
First full day of work, like the people out here. Very friendly, just [...]

And go buy Superbad. Right now.
Thank me later.  Such a great movie.

I’m staying at the Cambridge Suites, and really, I have no business being here.  I opened the bathroom closet in my hotel room and found two robes!  There is also a good chance I’m naked under there.  And no, I’m not wearing both robes.
It’s really cold here.  Like.  REALLY. COLD.  I don’t even know if [...]

I am going to Toronto, afterall.
I get there Tuesday afternoon, and leave Friday afternoon.  No idea what my schedule is, but there will be some downtime.  WHO WANTS TO PARTY CANADIAN STYLE?!?!