So I got a new camera, which is obviously good at taking blurry pictures without the flash. Exactly what I needed. It’s cool though, I like the way my arm looked in the picture. MMMMMMMM. Beefy. I’m also wearing my new jeans which I also bought today with the eight million other people shopping in DFW. They are a size 38. Which I haven’t worn since like… 6th grade? Awesome. Yes they are tight, boot cut, I walked in with them on and my dad said, “Damn you got those things painted on.” The shirt is also new, it’s not plain black, you can see another view of it in my flickr pics.
So yea, Merry Christmas.
And no, I’m not sure what I’m gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside my trunk. Maybe I’ll ge ge ge get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump. My hump. My hump my hump my hump. My lovely Georgy lumps. CHECK IT OUT!
::EDIT::
My dad just said another gem. “You better watch out wearing tight jeans like that all the time, you’re gonna end up being sterile. And if you swallow too hard your balls may end up in your stomach.” I just showed him Dick in a Box and he cracked up. Obviously where I get my humor from.
17 responses so far ↓
allie // Dec 21, 2007 at 3:12 pm
cougar bait indeed.
Heatherface // Dec 21, 2007 at 4:35 pm
I don’t recall seeing a side shot of you before, but you’re looking good. You also reminded me that I need new jeans again, I made the mistake of buying three pairs while I was in the middle of losing a decent chunk of weight, so now I can’t wear any of my pants without a belt. On the bright side, I dig belts now, I never used to like them.
That bathroom’s crazy, I’ve never seen a tub in a corner like that.
Red // Dec 21, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I may be older(not cougar status yet tho) and married, but boy you are hot!
Julie // Dec 21, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Looking good, George!! Dude, you crack me up.
Kristine // Dec 21, 2007 at 9:25 pm
NICE!
mystery // Dec 22, 2007 at 4:55 am
omg sexy!
DeeBee // Dec 22, 2007 at 7:23 am
George is looking good!
christel // Dec 22, 2007 at 8:22 am
“come here little boy”
Cindy // Dec 22, 2007 at 11:06 am
I am definitely a cougar and you are looking FINE!!
:0)
Merry Christmas!!
minxlj // Dec 22, 2007 at 1:31 pm
George, you look fab!!! Keep up the good work
Bex // Dec 22, 2007 at 6:44 pm
You almost look like you belong in West Auckland.
TriptikGirl // Dec 23, 2007 at 11:14 am
wow GEORGE!
you look awesomely sexy! me-likey!
Lisa // Dec 23, 2007 at 6:59 pm
yessssss hot corner bathtub
token // Dec 24, 2007 at 2:41 pm
George! At first look I thought that was a POLE in your bathroom!
Steph // Dec 26, 2007 at 1:56 pm
George! So hot! Are there only women that comment on your blog? haha - you are cougar bait.
Sarcastic Mom // Dec 29, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Dick in a Box? My favorite.
So much so, that I performed my own version of it this year for John.
Check out the photo.
Merry Crotchmas!
islebehere // Jan 3, 2008 at 1:14 pm
lookin’ good, George!!
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