No, I’m not talking about me downloading Colbie Caillat’s album and listening to it three times in the past 24 hours.

I’m obviously on my fourth go ’round now. Duh.

Anyway,  I now know what that feeling is. Not when your bathing suit places burn with desire… The one where you feel like a complete bitch (in my case, dick) for turning down a really nice person. I’m on the other side of the situation this time, and it’s a little weird/stomach turning.  After this, I don’t feel so much animosity towards some of the girls who turned me down throughout the years.  I said some, not all.  SS remember that time in the 8th grade when you broke up with me after two days?  YEA?!

YOU CAN GO TO HELL!

I went to a restaurant last night with an old friend and a group of her friends.  Apparently after I left everyone was asking her questions about me.  We had a fling here and there in the past, but right now, I’m just not feeling it.  She was curious if I had feelings for her and I just had to be honest.  I let her know someone else held my heart. You read that last statement right. I guess you could say I’m starting to develop feelings for someone even though I’ve said all along I didn’t want to be in a relationship…

Scarlett Johansson, I know you may not know who I am or you probably couldn’t pick me out in a crowd of chubby funny guys… but I will always love you.

Always and forever.