This is me being cold and angry on the couch. I’m also wearing Adidas sweatpants and socks. Rare.
IT IS COLD IN TEXAS! Like… 43 degrees cold. Which is a very drastic change considering it was like… oh EIGHTY-FIVE DEGREES YESTERDAY!
I was wearing shorts! I was OK with the weather! Why did you go and have to be cold and gloomy and drizzly and ruin my day? Why?
I wore shorts to school this morning (weightlifting first) and my nipples were hard during MY ENTIRE WORKOUT!
“Hey can you spot me on bench? Maybe rub my nipples first so they don’t poke you in the eye…”
I should have seen this coming, it ALWAYS gets cold here about a week or so before Halloween. Always. I can remember running around my friends neighborhood trick or treating and on the verge of having an asthma attack the entire time due to Jack Frosty Douchebag gripping at my lungs.
At least I’m not in Utah right now. Where it could be snowing.
Suckers.
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Big Nipples Blog » Blog Archive » DO NOT WANT!! // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:30 pm
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Sarahbellum // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Bring your hard nipples over here.
Pants // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:40 pm
My sister just gave me a full pack of nipple petals…I’m to use them at the gym, so as not to embarrass myself. I have a really giant package…want me to send you some?
Sarahbellum // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Please measure your nipples and provide the result on Twitter.
Pants // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Dear
Pants // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:41 pm
George
Pants // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:42 pm
You know you like it.
Sarahbellum // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Your nipples make Maddie hot.
Pants // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Maybe your nipples were just hard because your blood was REALLY pumping. Just a thought.
Sarahbellum // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:43 pm
I want to RAPE your nipples!
Sarahbellum // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Have you tried nipple tape?
Sarahbellum // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:44 pm
or nipple cream?
Pants // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:44 pm
I’ve been considering having a nipple transplant. You too?
Sarahbellum // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Try linen, it helps keep nipples soft and supple.
Sarahbellum // Oct 22, 2007 at 9:45 pm
George said nipples, teeheehee.
Snowboard News Wire » DO NOT WANT!! // Oct 23, 2007 at 12:24 am
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stephanie // Oct 23, 2007 at 2:33 am
wtf!!!
i’ll totally trade, cuz we just had the opposite happen. it was SUPPOSED to be fall, and then today was in the 80s, and everyone, myself included, was miserable, and thanks to like, a forty degree change overnight i’m now slathered in vick’s vaporub. weather ftl.
Cassie // Oct 23, 2007 at 9:00 am
Dude, seriously. I woke up this morning and it was 61 degrees in my apartment. How the hell do you get out of bed when it’s that cold. This is Texas damnit!
Amanda // Oct 23, 2007 at 10:18 am
My least favorite thing? Taking a hot shower because your room is freezing and then having to GET OUT of the nice hot steamy shower and back into the freezing room.
PS: Maybe you need nipple panties?
Weightlifting » Blog Archives » Just Life // Oct 23, 2007 at 10:47 am
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Whitney // Oct 23, 2007 at 10:55 am
Nice and warm in Las Vegas, you should come back.
ryananne // Oct 23, 2007 at 11:20 am
blogspot is for the computer illiterate with lots of funny things to say…don’t hate
Sarahbellum // Oct 23, 2007 at 12:41 pm
How are you nips today, darling?
hi_im_jess // Oct 23, 2007 at 8:18 pm
it was super cold here in alabama too. I went to class in a sweater and cardigan, and was shivering the entire day. it sucked. I was glad to grab my UA columbia jacket when I got back to the dorm!
Weightlifting » Blog Archives » Weightlifting Performance Standards // Oct 23, 2007 at 8:50 pm
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lostinutah // Oct 23, 2007 at 10:19 pm
George, I wish you were in Utah…only so you could be freezing your ASS off like I am.
It just stinks. Hope it gets warm in Texas soon. No hope for Utah.
Jenjen // Oct 24, 2007 at 11:41 am
whatever… if you were in utah, you’d no need for those sweats. I’d keep ya warm.
Abbey Leigh // Oct 24, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Sarahbellum, did you mean lanolin?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanolin
Having nursed a baby, lemme tell you… that stuff is goooooey.
Doodee // Feb 3, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Thanks for sharing
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