Girl was too busy texting on her phone and stopped right in front of the library door. Hi… Move.

New foo fighters cd KICKS ASS! Trust me.

Just went out a fire exit door at the airport not paying attention. Good thing it didn’t go off.

Here is a picture of my new hair, in the gayest possible outfit.

Number one you say? Just reiterating where all you ladies stand in my heart. Also, I’m shiny because those close(clothes? I’m tired) are freaking hot. I haven’t worn jeans since March. I gave up on taking a normal picture [...]

First off, I mistakingly said Peggy Hill was an Art Teacher, when in actuality she is a Spanish Teacher, who enjoys making crappy sculptures in her spare time. My mistake.
Second off… Yes, Ryan, I did cry during and episode of The Office, because I am capable of emotion, unlike you. (You’re never going [...]

Why the hell is LaDainian Tomlinson crying during his postgame interview? Freaking pussy.

I had to cut my hair and shave for work. Think Greg Brady.

Michael Vick does.

Maybe he should have given his dogs blue Powerade… High fructose corn syrup FTW.

That song is so damn catchy.  I just now watched the performances from the VMAs.  When did it become OK for everyone to lip sync?  Chris Brown obviously cannot perform CD quality lyrics while jumping from table to table, we’re not that dumb MTV.  Don’t act like I’m a child and put one of those [...]

Blue powerade is like crack. I could drink a gallon of it. RIGHT NOW.