That song is so damn catchy. I just now watched the performances from the VMAs. When did it become OK for everyone to lip sync? Chris Brown obviously cannot perform CD quality lyrics while jumping from table to table, we’re not that dumb MTV. Don’t act like I’m a child and put one of those cheapy telemarketer microphones on him and try to trick me into thinking he is singing. He’s not.
Twitter has been a little bitch as of late. I have written at least four different twitters (3 text, 1 online) and they never showed up. I can’t remember the one I posted on the web but I have the three I texted still in my phone:
“Still weird seeing people smoking on campus. BYU brainwashed me in that sense.” Another way BYU brainwashed me? Thinking ugly girls are pretty on the inside. That’s obviously not true… ahem.
“Guy says after I drop my 20 at the service station, ‘I’m gonna follow you around’ then winks. Super gay.” Seriously, not making this up. He did have a cute mustache though… What?
“A hybrid Camry with chrome rims. Irony… So much for saving money.” I saw this while driving to Fort Worth. Which if you didn’t know, still has horrible traffic on 121 even at 6:30. Lamezone.
School is going well, it is very difficult to stay awake in Art and Math. Math because this is my first Math class since 2002 and I figured I should take College Algebra to warm up. Well, apparently “College” is used loosely as an adjective in College Algebra. I did all of this crap in the EIGHTH GRADE. GROW UP. I seriously want to scream in the middle of class at least five times a day. My teacher was explaining quadratic equations today, and I did all of them in my head before he even factored them… It’s hard being a genius.
My art teacher? She is awesome in her own sort of way. You know, as awesome as someone can be when they have a kiln in their garage at home. And a skirt made of wheat. Party animal right? If you need a better idea of how awesome my teacher is, go watch an episode of ‘King of the Hill.’ Peggy Hill? That is my teacher. Same hair, same voice, same ridiculousness. SHE IS EVEN A FREAKING ART TEACHER ON THE SHOW! I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
I got a job, not like I was trying really hard to find one, but I have one. I am now an employee at the airport. No I don’t drive one of those golf carts, I think you have to be female, black and at least 50 years old to get that job. At least at the DFW airport anyway.
::Beep Beep:: “CART COMING THROUGH NOW!”
10 responses so far ↓
minxlj // Sep 13, 2007 at 6:20 am
So what’s your job at the airport?
Brandy // Sep 13, 2007 at 6:58 am
99.9% of art teachers are weirdos, it’s a fact. Even the “normal” ones are weird in less obvious ways.
Just so you know I’d love to have a kiln in my garage!! The best chicken wings in the city are actually made in a kiln(which isn’t why I want one but it is a neat fact.)
katie021 // Sep 13, 2007 at 11:41 am
I was at the DFW Airport yesterday.
Saw a cart.. black guy driving it..
hollering for people to get out of the way..
and hard to believe, but some people just kept
walking toward his speeding cart with a stupid
expression on their face.
You might want to look for another job. ha ha!
ade // Sep 13, 2007 at 1:00 pm
when is the best time to visit Fort Worth, TX?
FabulousValency // Sep 13, 2007 at 3:22 pm
This is precisely why I want to be a college art teacher. I am so tired of the uber-hippies who assign lame projects that you need to spend about 50 hours on to get an ‘A’ but then all you are left with is a stupid art project that your own mother wouldn’t even want… I just got done spending the whole of last weekend cutting 3-d circus elephants out of foam core.
AND I am in college algebra right now too - our teacher spends about 5 minutes explaining the shizzle and then breaks us up into small groups so I get to sit for the next hour and 40 minutes and explain to high school students and/or 50 year-old-ladies with bad breath exactly how to graph a line on a graphing calculator. ARGH. I am PAYING to take this class?!?
ryananne // Sep 13, 2007 at 4:50 pm
I am an experienced traveler, but those people in the carts still make me terribly nervous. And yes, the ones at DFW are the scariest.
traveller0112 // Sep 13, 2007 at 8:18 pm
woohoo! Didya get a job with an airline or the airport? If it’s an airline, wanna swap buddy passes? :-D
bklipfel // Sep 14, 2007 at 7:03 am
I think the last person might be the guy who followed you at the gas station…
I keed, I keed!
bremarie03 // Sep 15, 2007 at 10:07 pm
I’m kind of ashamed that I know this, but Peggy Hill is a substitute Spanish teacher.
Emily // Sep 29, 2007 at 11:09 pm
If you’re at TCC I’m so terribly sorry. I took classes there while I was in high school, it was lame. And driving from FtW to Bedford on 121 sucked sweaty donkey balls. If there wasn’t traffic there was the DPS…a bunch of 5′2” dudes on power trips over compensating, oh yeah so much fun. God I miss north Texas.
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