Actually snoring doesn’t do it justice. More like sawing 80 foot logs.

My mom and dad are snoring. Awesome!

Mike vick is pleading guilty. I hope the falcons cut him.

Sobe green tea tastes like ass. Waste of money.

Little america wyoming reminds me of a mini vegas without the gambling. And maybe more old people. And crappy gift shops.

I never thought it would be this hard. Also, that’s what she said.
Good night Blurbodoocery, I’ll miss you.

I’m glad people are discussing education at beto’s. Utah’s dirtiest fast food mexican place. So what It’s almost midnight.

Heather is listening to Daft Punk’s “Homework” definitely reminds me of my childhood when I would steal this album from Robert.

Contemplating cutting my hair, it’s too damn hot when I cook now. Eh… I’ll get over it.

My waitress brought me two drinks… First sign of lazy serving.