Since I’ve been home.
New York strip steaks, grilled corn on the cob and stir-fried green beans (frozen, not fresh.)
Absolutely awesome, I actually missed cooking.

So, apparently my hurt shoulder doesn’t affect my ability to lift weights.  I was able to bench press 235 pounds 4 times during my workout today.  Yet!  It hurts to lift my arm above my head.
Makes perfect sense… Not.

Poop.

Dude. Don’t call me boss. I know i’m at chili’s and you’re waiting on me… Just don’t.

The only classes I haven’t fallen asleep in so far are speech and weightlifting.  Weightlifting for obvious reasons and speech because my teacher is under the age of 50 and is actually lively.  I have to give my humanities teacher credit though, the class is very interesting, it just also happens to start at 8:30 [...]

Watching reruns of So You Think You Can Dance and remembering how weird Wade Robson is. “This is the story of a mother fox and baby fox.”

Falling asleep on the pool float when no one is home? Not a good idea…

That school branded “C.C.C.C.D.” into their monitors in the library, because I was really tempted to steal this 17 inch piece of shit Dell monitor.
That I’m going to school in Texas again, I really missed people chewing tobacco… IN CLASS! Could you really not wait until you got out of class to put some [...]

Hey douchebag It’s 100 degrees outside. Aka not abercrombie sweater weather.

I woke up at 745 this morning. This class better be kick ass.