I’m glad our gym decided to celebrate Pioneer Day by turning the A/C off. I’m sweating like a whore in Charlie Sheen’s car.

Two minutes in Heaven are better than one minute in Heaven. (Probably not safe for work… blurred out wiener.)
You should really check out The Flight of the Conchords.

My deodorant reminds me of church camp… and makes me smell like an old man. Thank you Old Spice.

Ah bush. How i missed you 5th grade. The band i mean…

The 6th grade was an interesting time.  Three elementary schools combined to provide a whole new crop of hotties.  Girls were starting to develop boobs (FINALLY!) and we all HAD to take gym.  Does anyone remember how much gym class sucked?  The only thing I was interested in was basketball and unfortunately, only 6 weeks [...]

Refresh your browsers everyone.
Also, if you’re wondering.  Yes I’m really single and yes that is a really old picture where Andy and I are wearing matching cowboy shirts.

Exhausted. The end.

My good friend Eli is on his 2 year Mormon sabbatical in Nebraska right now and I sent him an email last week.
!– D(["mb",">your sister a lot, I\\\'ve just been driving a lot. Going to see Incubus next\u003cbr /\>>week, I got backstage passes MF. So I\\\'ll get to meet Brandon and tell him\u003cbr [...]

The concert was rocking, let me just start off by explaining the twitters a little further.
“I will not pay 35 dollars for a t shirt. No thanks.” Seriously, 35 dollars for an incubus t shirt? That’s as much as a ticket to the show, absolutely insane. Just go online and get it [...]

Some people fall in love and touch the sky. Some people fall in love and find quicksand, our love is somewhere in between.