5 year old twin boys + 9 year old boy + toy cell phones and pagers that make noise = awesome.  Does anyone know what chemicals I could put on a q-tip to make myself temporarily deaf?

GEORGE!: CHUCK GET BACK HERE! (I was trying to feed him dinner)
Jon: George how much have you had to drink?
G!: None, this is me. This is how I act normally.
J: Interesting.
I was in a particularly silly mood on the way home from Guadalahonky’s or whatever Mexican restaurant we went to tonight with the family. [...]

Dallas (Arlington) has the Super Bowl. Read it here. I definitely want to go. Who cares who is playing.

I wrote this last night, I wanted to go over it again this morning before I posted it to be sure I wanted it all on the internet. Here goes.
Tonight I took about an hour drive around many familiar places after leaving my brothers house. Why was I doing this on my last [...]

I’ve decided to do a running diary of today’s Utah/San Antonio game, because I have nothing better to do. I’m starting a little late, Tim still isn’t here and I’m going to go ahead and start the game without him.
3:00PM -After the playoffs are over and I’ve heard “Right Now” by the Pussycat Dolls [...]

His car is his little baby, hopefully he didn’t take Stephanie to the hotel and cry on her shoulder all night.  Yes that is a pink unicorn on top of his car, that’s what he gets for making us wear pink bow ties AND pink cumber buns.

I just drank a gallon of water in a little over an hour.  Hopefully I don’t throw up like Eli and Trevon used to when we would do this in high school.

They got the date wrong though, Peter was born in 1985…

Robert: If the Suns come back and win this, I’ll lick Targa’s ass.
Me: I’m posting this on my website.