GEORGE!: CHUCK GET BACK HERE! (I was trying to feed him dinner)
Jon: George how much have you had to drink?
G!: None, this is me. This is how I act normally.
J: Interesting.
I was in a particularly silly mood on the way home from Guadalahonky’s or whatever Mexican restaurant we went to tonight with the family. I always feel bottled up around Granny Boone, probably due to the fact that she is at least 138 years old and if I talked louder than 80 decibels around her she would explode into a pile of dust. A typical conversation with her goes like this.
G!: Hey Granny. ::hug::
Granny B: Oh….. GEORGE! How have you been?
G!: I’ve been well.
Granny: Oh that is just wonderful. I love you so much.
G!: I love you too Granny.
Granny B: You know what else I love? They have it at these Mexican restaurants.
G!:Whats that?
Granny B: It’s… It’s one of those salad things.
G!: A taco salad?
Granny B: No no no. It’s in a crispy shell like thing, and it’s a bunch of layers…
G!: Sounds like a taco salad.
Granny B: You know they start out with beans…
G!: Yep.
Granny B: and then they add some taco meat…
G!: Really?
Granny B: and then that green stuff…
G!:Lettuce?
Granny B: No no no.
G!: Guacamole?
Granny B: That’s it. Brocamole… I just love that stuff…
You get the picture.
7 responses so far ↓
dailypiglet // May 23, 2007 at 8:43 pm
grannies are cute.
ihearttheastros // May 24, 2007 at 7:21 am
Signs you’re a Texan: When reading “guacamole” you have to remember that it’s correctly pronounced “guaca-mol-ee” instead of “guaca-mole.”
mermaidisland // May 24, 2007 at 8:34 am
“she is at least 138 years old and if I talked louder than 80 decibels around her she would explode into a pile of dust. ” Too funny. We used to call my ancient grandma “Windblown” because she always looked like she was standing in a high wind with rocks in her shoes to keep her from blowing away into outer space.
minxlj // May 24, 2007 at 9:56 am
“she is at least 138 years old and if I talked louder than 80 decibels around her she would explode into a pile of dust”
Absolutely brilliant G. You made me smile with that comment :-D
theloudcorral // May 24, 2007 at 10:58 am
hahaha oh god, sounds like conversations with my grandpa. He can’t hear well, and just does not get anything.
Also, jon thinking u drank, thats like me and my mom. When I finally confessed to her that I am not the good, no alcohol teenager she thought I was, she did not understand how she didnt figure it out. I explained to her that I had come home many times drunk. And she said she just thought I was just being me, cuz I am always retarded. :)
tlcjaba // May 24, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Thanks for the great post, I needed that today.
After mothers day I posted a similar one of my a conversation with my Grandma. http://blog.myspace.com/tlc_jaba
trsintexas // May 26, 2007 at 2:12 pm
That’s hilarious. I’ve been spreading the word about your blog. You’re welcome.
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