For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to stay up until 4am last night. Stupid Guitar Hero.
I’m seriously contemplating leaving work early today… This would be only my 2nd absence since I started… I hate not coming in to work.
Screw it, I’m too tired.
::Update::
Once I got home from work, [...]

Dora Sippy Cups.

Andy: Is this more than a tablespoon of butter?
George: Thats about… a cup. Of butter.
Andy: Cool.
::Puts the butter in the pan anyway::
George: What are you making?
Andy: Fettuccine Alfredo.
George: I hope you have a heart attack tonight.
Also, they’re showing Wonder Years on tv again.  I couldn’t be happier.

One of my favorite things that my cousin September does? When she dresses the twins in the EXACT SAME OUTFIT. About 50% of my conversations with the twins consists of:
“Which one are you?”
“I Joshua/Noah.”
The other 50% of our conversations?
“Speak English.”

Today I am at work, not eating chocolate bunnies or peeps, because lets be honest here, peeps taste like shit.  Nowadays anyway.  I remember them tasting delicious when I was a little kid, which could be a factor in my taste buds (I hate spaghetti-o’s now).  Little kids are stupid.
Anyway, I am picking up some [...]

I will be visiting your amazing state next weekend.  Not only will I be spending lots of time with my family and playing as much Nintendo Wii and Guitar Hero with my brothers as possible… But I will be attending Texas Motor Speedway for NASCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! YE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!  My dad has decided he wants to make this [...]

Rick Barnes will NOT be the UK coach. Billy Gillispie is the new head coach of the Wildcats, I could not be happier. Now I don’t have to throw up OR avoid the Wildcats next year.
Win win really.

I updated my about me section.

BILLY DONOVAN IS FREAKING STAYING AT FLORIDA!
Ass.
Mitch! Get Travis Ford to coach the Wildcats!  If you sign Rick Barnes or Mark Few as the next head coach… I will throw up.  I’m serious.  I probably won’t even watch UK next year if Rick Barnes is the head coach.  If the guy can’t work THE GREATEST [...]

So we’re watching this T-mobile commercial last night, which strikes up this totally normal conversation.
Andy: So… if my mom looked like that I’d be up in her grill.
Cole: Dude…
George: EW! I’m posting this on my blog.
Andy: Aw man…
Andy used to spend most of his days playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas… That is until [...]