So we’re watching this T-mobile commercial last night, which strikes up this totally normal conversation.

Andy: So… if my mom looked like that I’d be up in her grill.
Cole: Dude…
George: EW! I’m posting this on my blog.
Andy: Aw man…

Andy used to spend most of his days playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas… That is until he beat it after playing for about… Oh I’d say 8 hours a day for a good 3 months. I used to come home from work and we’d usually have a conversation that went like this.

Andy: Hey man.
George: Hey dude. What’s up?
Andy: Oh nothing… I got a new girlfriend today.
George: Wait… not only did you go to school… you also talked to a girl today?
Andy: Huh? OH! No… I’m talking about Grand Theft Auto
George: Oh… Cool… Man…
Andy: Yea, she keeps calling me a lot though, so I don’t know if it will last.
George: Awesome… I’m gonna go take a nap.

Now he has downloaded The Sims on his phone, I have nothing against The Sims at all, it’s a very fun game. BUT IT’S ON HIS FREAKING PHONE! It doesn’t even show 90% of the animations! AKA not fun. Now when I get home from work everyday he tells me how his relationship with his husband is going. Yep… HUSBAND. Andy is apparently living his secret homosexual lifestyle vicariously through The Sims… On his phone.

I mean, what’s the point… You don’t even get to see them kiss or anything.