So, Andy refuses to get up from “napping” (it’s 11pm people) even though I have:
1)Taken off his covers
2)Stole one of his pillows
3)LEFT THE FREAKING LIGHT ON!
He is just laying there and everytime I tell him to get up he makes a noise that sounds something like a pterodactyl giving birth.  So what have I been doing? Honing my Guitar Hero skills. I particularly love playing “Spanish Castle Magic” you know, without the words, because the record company wouldn’t let them use a cover singer because it “wouldn’t sound like Jimi”, why not just let them use an original track? Assholes.
Anyway, I’ve gotten pretty decent on hard, you know, because I have nothing better to do than watch sports or play video games when I get home from work. I sucked big balls at GH2 when Andy first bought it, in the totally gay homosexual ball sucking way, now I can at least hold my own going head to head against skilled players.
Yep, I’m 22 years old. And single.
3 responses so far ↓
jessica // Mar 21, 2007 at 10:02 am
get a fog horn. that might wake him up.
minxlj // Mar 21, 2007 at 11:43 am
Oh that’s brilliant…it was the stealing of the pillow that made me laugh! Next you want to get a big jug of very, very cold water, and…he’ll stop pretending to nap ‘cos no-one wants to be awakened by a jug of water to the face. And seriously, napping at 11pm? I thought all 22-yr-olds were out beginning to party at that time of night
Anna_G // Mar 31, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Hey question about guitar hero - Does it get boring real quick?, I had Dance Dance Revolution for a while and played it solidly for about two months, became the DDR master and then never ever played again….
… which might have something to do with getting a 360, but is guitar hero worth the cash?
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