I was just… uh… resting my eyes for a bit, then all of a sudden my neck itches.  So I’m still resting my eyes, reaching my right hand across my body to scratch said neck, HEY WATERBOTTLE! OH YOU WANTED TO SPILL ALL OVER ME? OK.
I guess I deserved it.

My brother brought up a valid question about Women’s Basketball, since my last post was about 90% sarcastic, I will go ahead and answer this truthfully.
The only time I will watch Women’s Basketball is when I know someone who is playing in the game… so when Maci grows up and is playing basketball for rec/school/whatever… [...]

First off Cassie, men’s sports ARE better. Would you rather watch Candace Parker (I refuse to check the correct spelling of her name) do a stupid one handed dunk twice in a game, or watch Dwight Howard’s AB-SO-LUTELY REDICULOUS sticker dunk. The choice is obvious. Candace Par… Dwight Howard, I mean. [...]

Why won’t women’s basketball die?
Seriously, who watches this?
Also, Andy hyper-extended my elbow while playing basketball today, sweet.

You should really check this out. I wish I had the patience to grow a beard as nice as his, and a voice half as awesome.
Video quality is shit, but the song is greatness.

Dear Burger King AM Window Worker,
Do not raise your drawn on eyebrows at me when I ask for ketchup with my breakfast, just do whatever the hell I say before I reach in the damn window and choke the life out of you. Last time you gave me a croissan’wich when I ordered a [...]

Minnesota? Are you serious? Why wouldn’t he take the Michigan job?
I know I was saying I wanted him to go last week, but I’ll kind of miss Tubby Smith, it’s not that I thought he was a bad coach, he wasn’t at all. He inspired a very undersized group to the overall [...]

You may remember this song being sung by Chris Sligh on American Idol.
Watch it here.
They did this video in one take, very interesting.

My brother’s were emailing back and forth about the Utah Jazz today, when Robert jumpstarted me into the conversation with this non-sports exceprt…
Maci got into Targa’s water bowl this morning while Tiffany went to pee. Tiffany said she heard Maci screaming with joy and water splashing against the walls. Maci was soaked. [...]

So, Andy refuses to get up from “napping” (it’s 11pm people) even though I have:
1)Taken off his covers
2)Stole one of his pillows
3)LEFT THE FREAKING LIGHT ON!
He is just laying there and everytime I tell him to get up he makes a noise that sounds something like a pterodactyl giving birth.   So what have I been [...]