The other day we were talking on the phone about sports and video games and the same old same old.  When all of a sudden he says something to the effect of, “Welp, I’m gonna go take a dump now, talk to you later.”
I really couldn’t ask for a better conversation closer from him.

My roommate Andy is a very civilized person. If you’d like to be in heaven too, just order a deep dish pizza from Pizza Hut with double bacon and double cheese. Thank me later.
Heather also forgot to mention all the farts, either coming from the whoopie cushion or someone’s ass. And the [...]

Yea, I woke up that early this morning, not for fun or anything… I’m actually at work right now covering someone’s shift.
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Other than this there is only one time I have been up this early in the past… year?  And that was when I was flying back to Utah from Texas and I woke up [...]

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Exhibit B - Stolen from Dooce.com - She’ll understand
HI YOU’RE WEARING MY SHIRT! ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHIRTS!  AND I OWN THAT BLAZER! (Both bought at Old Navy) This just got a little creepier.
Also, the song he sang? One of my favorite bands. (”Typical” by Mute Math) I’m seriously right [...]

Sorry I expressed my OPINION on the homosexual’s in sports thing.
GAGONIT!

Apparently I’m doing well on American Idol.
Also, Roller Coaster Tycoon has taken over my life.

John Amaechi is gay.
“Really? Wait, who is John Amaechi…”
Anyone who has visited ESPN.com or watched an episode of Sportscenter, Around the Horn, Pardon the Interruption, Outside the Lines Nightly, Inside the NBA or anything else sports related in the last week probably found out that John Amaechi is black and proud… wait, gay and [...]

I dated a girl like this once… She’s engaged now, obviously.

My first “real” realtionshit that I can recall (there was a lot of pimpin’ early on in my lifetime) was in the 2nd grade.  Her name was Kristen… or Kristina… or… something with a K.  We had the same teacher, Ms Avila.  I once got in trouble in her class for drawing on the ground [...]

Robert Goulet on a SuperBowl commercial?
And he didn’t even talk?
They’re really wasting his talent. He could have at least sang some Coolioolio or something.