I need to update on a lot.
1) I still like Romo, even though he crapped the bed. It was most likely that even if we had made the field goal, Seattle would have driven the ball down our throats again for another field goal or touchdown, so game was lost all because Roy Williams didn’t learn how to play cover 2 at the University of Oklahomo.
2) The SEC is the most powerful conference in all sports. Even cheerleading… even though cheerleading is not a real sport. If Florida doesn’t win back-to-back championships in basketball, I will be very surprised. They are the most capable back-to-back championship team since the 96-97 Wildcats… oh wait, that’s right. Derek Anderson got hurt and they didn’t win, my bad.
3) The douche bag roommate moved out, and Andy (the one feeding me pie) moved in. Probably the reason the douche moved out, was that I yelled at him to not eat our food, and to stop going into our rooms. 20 dollars was missing from Andrew’s drawer, he went into Cole’s room and stole a pack of Pepsi and a 6 pack of Gatorade… real winner here. Plus his douchebag friends were always over playing my XBOX and watching my movies, I had had enough.
4) I will be in Texas in 9 days. That’s right, 9 short days. I really can’t wait.
5) ANOTHER of my ex-girlfriends will be engaged soon. She told me last week that she was moving in with her boyfriend and she expects an engagement soon. This was after the point where she told me she wanted to go out to eat with me when I got back home. MAN DOES THAT PUMP ME UP! This has got to be like number 7 or 8. Awesome. I think I’m almost to the point where I’m just going to tell my family I’m gay. Heather tried to talk me into doing it at the AWSL’s home Christmas Day, but I don’t want to be the cause of Granny Boone’s death. I am, after all, the prodigal Boone grandchild. Go ahead, ask anyone. They’ll tell you.
6) Have you seen the new iphone? Check it out on blurb. Wicked. Still a little iffy about the whole no keys thing.
7) Mo Williams decides to run into someone twice his size, so now I’m struggling to find a backup guard for next week. Thanks, ass.
DoDo Do Do, DaDa Da Da, is all I want to say to you.
7 responses so far ↓
RebeccaB // Jan 10, 2007 at 8:34 pm
SEC is the greatest!!
rokthisway // Jan 11, 2007 at 1:02 am
I geuss this means I need another date. Ha.
mj // Jan 11, 2007 at 3:47 am
I agree with you and Rebecca — SEC pretty much rocks. As a resident of Gainesville and a die-hard Gator, I’m pretty much in heaven right now. They’re calling Gainesville ‘Title Town’ by the way. Pretty cool.
hi_im_jess // Jan 11, 2007 at 6:29 am
I have known the SEC rules my whole entire life. USC? (in california, not south carolina) Why, they are a bunch of pansies!! The BSC doesn’t know crap about “strength of schedule” or those doofuses wouldn’t be in the top ten every year.
Lisa Marie // Jan 11, 2007 at 9:16 am
Just trying to be honest. Oh, I don’t EXPECT to be engaged (Like it’s a requirement), I just won’t be surprised if it happens.
There’s no reason we can’t get food while you’re here. I’m an adult. Abeit, not a very mature one…
kryssti55 // Jan 14, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Dorj! Be happy you are single, you only have one chance to live your 20’s and frankly, there is no other time when it is as fun to be single. Come out to Southern California, I will show you how much fun you can have . . .
I do, however, think you should have dinner with your ex - if not to show her what she is missing out on; then to tell show her that you are a fucking awesome person - just tell her to lay low on the bf/fiance talk, and only compliment you and your sexy self . . .
sparkgrrl658 // Jan 15, 2007 at 1:24 pm
dude, word on the douchebag leaving, that’s awesome.
less douchebag, more pie is a phrase i like to live my life by.
i’m pretty tired of talking about the iphone, so i won’t bore you except to say: yes, the technology is awesome, and yes mac knows how to sell EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. but, i don’t give a shit. srsly, no one our age should be coveting one of these things, it’s just weird. plus, you’re gonna feel real bad when you drop it in a toilet or dance it off at a bar.
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