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Would Provo girls gone wild sell?

November 16th, 2006 · 10 Comments

So when my roommate talked to me on AIM today, he wasn’t worried about shitting out cinnamon flavored floss this time (I’ve been trying to trick him again, don’t worry) BUT! He was telling me that we are getting MStar in our apartment complex. Which runs about 40 times faster than the 1 Mbps (actually 125 kbps, I did a speed test last night) service I pay for now. So hey, I can actually blog from home now!

Convenience, who’s heard of it? Not me.

Not only does MStar run at speeds of up to 15Mbps, it also uploads at 15Mbps… so that webcam site I’ve been hoping to host for a while? “GEORGE! Gone Wild!” It can finally come to fruition.

I really couldn’t be happier. This is probably what parents feel like after their first child is born.

Tags: Filler

10 responses so far ↓

  • Maiken // Nov 16, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    Try again on how new parents feel, but I can understand the happiness and glee.

    No, girls gone wild in Provo would not sell. Why? Because it would be a video of girls drinking caffeine and toilet papering the apartment of the boy they have a crush on.

  • Jen // Nov 17, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    ….Aaaaannnndd a swing and a miss.

    George, George, George. I lurve ya. You’d think that with all that technical internet-y geekness you exude, there would be hotties galore just a-danglin’ on your every word. And yet! You remain steadfastly single. WTH is this world coming to???

    Now for some ***Extreme Makeover George Edition****: Put your best George Clooney hair on and LEAVE THE APARTMENT. Walk out! Into the sun! Where the people are!! You must not be pale when you meet real, live girls, George. You must not talk incessantly about 2K7 Basketball, video controllers, or your rammin’ in-house internet speed. That’s an anti-girl forcefield you can’t afford to put up right now! You must engage, George. Engage with the humans.

    There’s no other way to create your own personal Duggar clan without ENGAGING, George. M’kay? We’re gonna get you a girl yet. I can FEEL IT!

  • LisaLou // Nov 22, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    Happy “Turkey Day” George. eat, drink and be merry!

  • M. Douglas Wray // Nov 22, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    I’d buy a copy. I hear Provo girls are hot.

    But I don’t get out much.

  • Annie // Nov 22, 2006 at 4:01 pm

    George… your geekness is so hot. You should move to Florida :)

  • SM // Nov 22, 2006 at 5:31 pm

    Someone is selling “Provo: Girls Gone Wild”?

    I’ll buy a copy just for the car wreck factor.

  • deb deb // Nov 23, 2006 at 2:57 am

    i’m all over the “GEORGE! Gone Wild” video…sign me up.

  • Amy // Nov 25, 2006 at 10:51 am

    I would LOVE to see “GEORGE! Gone Wild”.

  • Potty Mouth // Nov 27, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    I love it when you talk nerdy to me :)

  • andrew // Dec 1, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    put makeup on andy and tuck his wiener in and you could make a video of him

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