So… I’ve been meaning to write a meaningful post about meaningful things these days, but many outside factors have kept me from doing so. Factors like…
NBA 2K7
World of Warcraft (I may regret purchasing it later, when I have completely no life at all)
NBA Basketball starting and my Fantasy Basketball Team
The Cowboys and their choke artist ways
The Annoying Girl who comes to my apartment that makes me want to gouge my eyes out
The Office
South Park (which surprisingly comes on Monday through Saturday in Utah… Obviously showing on Sunday would be Ungodlike)
Madden Tournaments
Cabin Trips
Seeing Family… well just Heather and Jon
In all seriousness, I’ve planned on writing a post on how being stuck in the Friendzone is the WORST thing that could happen to a 21 year old male looking to get with 18 to 19 year old girls. Because lets just be honest, girls are kinda dumb at that age, and if they stick you in the Friendzone, you might as well delete her from your phone AND your myspace friends… It’s over my friend.
When you’re at a party and you’re trying to snuggle with a girl, the last thing you really wanna hear is “GEORGE! You’re my new best friend!!!!!” She might as well just get it over with right then and there and kick me in the balls. I could have spent my time more constructively doing things like… growing out my beard… instead of trying to get out of the black hole that is the Friendzone.
There is really nothing you can do for 8 or 9 years anyway, she’s just going to keep come crying to you when her jerkass boyfriend forgets her birthday, or runs over her dog with her car… on purpose. All you can do is give her a big hug that has become her go-to comfort zone whenever she is in a bad mood… and smell her hair. I mean… how could you not? It smells like HEAVEN.
All in all… Friendzone sucks. I’ll distance myself. She’ll call in a few weeks wanting to hang out. I’ll oblige because I’m a big pussy… cycle starts all over again.
Awesome.
Maybe I’ll go send her a myspace message…..
28 responses so far ↓
Marion // Nov 9, 2006 at 10:12 pm
George, you MUST check out this website:
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
page 4 under Foundations, titled “Construction of the Ladder” explains the Friendzone quite well.
good luck,
that cute girl from facebook who friended you out of the blue
Damnit // Nov 10, 2006 at 6:36 am
You didn’t leave me a comment yet. I am making the sad face. You need to do something about that or…well…hmm. I’m going to love you no matter what.
Maiken // Nov 10, 2006 at 11:15 am
Maybe you should try older women. Either that or start a monastary.
Dianne // Nov 10, 2006 at 11:48 am
you just need a cool older woman that plays WoW and other stuff.
dataslave // Nov 10, 2006 at 12:57 pm
not 18-19 yr olds George, back away from the craziness. 21 OK, 22 better, 23 now you’re talking. 24 starting to discover money- you better have some. and work out. don’t lose weight, just work out. no matter what they say, they all like some muscle tone. don’t ask me how to KEEP a woman, I’ve been married 3 times. but getting a woman I know about.
Alli // Nov 10, 2006 at 7:06 pm
Geo, you know this is typical in Utah with girls there. My sister just broke up with her bf, she is in Provo. I should TOTALLY hook you up. She’s hot.
emily // Nov 11, 2006 at 9:30 am
The FriendZone goes both ways, you know. I always got shoved in there when I was out scouting manflesh.
ash // Nov 11, 2006 at 9:27 pm
is dataslave single now?
dataslave // Nov 12, 2006 at 9:22 am
as of last week, yes. go figure, yes?
Tamara // Nov 12, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Awww…you’re too cute and sweet to be stuck in the FriendZone.
Cass // Nov 12, 2006 at 11:29 pm
George, you know the friendzone happens to me too. It blows, but at least have friends afterward.
deb deb // Nov 13, 2006 at 5:27 am
George this makes me sad……partially sad that I really REALLY need to cme visit you now….because now you are a WoW junkie too…or you’ll become one….and i will never EVER put you in friendzone! that girl is silly for doing so….
miss ya!
Marie // Nov 13, 2006 at 11:52 pm
My best friend’s been in love with me for as long as I can remember. And it’s terrible, this guilt I have, to be stumping his otherwise completely inexistent love life. If I hadn’t been around all these years, maybe he’d be married by now, and happy, and getting laid?
So all this to say, yes, he’s the most honorable, loyal, sweet, kind man I’ve ever met. But you can’t blame a girl for not wanting to get out of the FriendZone. If we don’t want you that way, we just don’t want you that way, and the chances of that changing are slim to none. None, really. But we sure want you as a friend, and it’s hard for us to walk away from such a wonderful friendship.
So the point is… if you suffer, it’s all on you to do the walking away. And maybe if you’re strong enough to do it, you won’t be 32, single, and still smelling her hair, like I know he does every time we hug hello.
Take care of yourself
dataslave // Nov 14, 2006 at 7:30 am
marie just wrote the most honest statement i’ve ever seen about that type of relationship. i’ve walked away from four friendzones (i’m really old, so i’ve had the occaision to). once, the woman involved thought better of it and we got involved (my advice- don’t do that, but YMMV). once, the woman said “okay, whatever”. once, the woman was really, really pissed at me. and once, every 1 1/2 years for 6 years, like clockwork, the woman would call me up and do a relationship ping- “still want more than friends?”. I’d say yes, and that would be that.
stephanie // Nov 14, 2006 at 1:41 pm
pshhh dude come to boston
Kari // Nov 15, 2006 at 5:30 am
I play lots of WoW and thus far has resulted in little to no life for me
but it’s pretty much the best MMORPG ever!
LisaLou // Nov 15, 2006 at 3:01 pm
George, you are the bomb. Come out to California, and I will set you up with “Women” not “girls”.
deb deb // Nov 16, 2006 at 2:16 am
ditto to lisalou.
Maiken // Nov 16, 2006 at 5:21 pm
If I weren’t 10 years older I would help out.
Am I the only one who is interested in more about dataslave?
dataslave // Nov 16, 2006 at 8:54 pm
apologies. shutting up now.
Maiken // Nov 17, 2006 at 10:54 am
No apology, please. More talking, less shutting up is what most people could use. Then there are the others…. I think too many people are afraid to say what they feel. George has found a great way to express some of that.
George, did you ever send that girl a message? Let’s have an update.
Rox // Nov 17, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Okay, since everyone keeps asking, I am going to go ahead and answer:
He probably knew it was cinnamon floss because cinnamon floss is red (around here anyway). Does anyone else know what other flavor red floss could be?
Rox // Nov 17, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Whoops, I posted that on the wrong entry. (how embarassing……)
Amy // Nov 24, 2006 at 10:53 pm
I had a similar relationship with a guy. He was my dearest friend.
When I grew up and figured things out he was the one I should have married. No wait, I DID!
At some point women understand that being treated badly, stomped on, and generally having to fake things to be with a person gets tired. And then they seek out the GOOD men.
The ones that are caring, committed and worthy of them. Not to worry, your time will come.
girlpunch // Nov 25, 2006 at 7:16 pm
dude, you bought WoW? Sir, step away from the sloth inducing MMORPG…
Katey // Nov 28, 2006 at 9:52 am
GEORGE!
It’s important to ease into the playing of WoW.
Trust me, I’m a WoW widow. If four hours is fun, then 8 is better. And who needs to bathe, there are NPCs to kill.
andrew // Dec 1, 2006 at 3:02 pm
The Annoying Girl who comes to my apartment that makes me want to gouge my eyes out….haha that wouldnt be megan would it haha…im sorry dude
Kara // Jan 2, 2007 at 3:27 pm
ah, WoW, the black hole in which all young men seem to get lost in. I hate it and love it at the same time…
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