23 responses so far ↓

• Genie // Nov 7, 2006 at 9:50 pm

  I’m compelled to comment because you shouldn’t put floss in the toilet or it might cause plumbing issues. Same goes for Q-tips. My sweetie has a penchant for flushing anything he remotely thinks might go down in under two flushes in the toilet instead of throwing it in the trashcan that’s *right next to the toilet*. Ok, I’m done being a nag.

• Aliesha // Nov 7, 2006 at 9:53 pm

  I can see how he would notice it was red, but how did he know it was cinnamon flavored? Hmmmmm?

• Drew // Nov 8, 2006 at 12:30 am

  H to the A.

• Sara Sue // Nov 8, 2006 at 1:12 am

  I beg to differ with Genie, floss makes an excellent turd cutter when one doesn’t have a plunger. Much like using a cheese cutter on a brick of cheese.

• minxlj // Nov 8, 2006 at 9:53 am

  I’m slightly disturbed that you have cinnamon floss (it’s probably not going to catch on across the pond here). Mint toothpaste + cinnamon floss = trying to be a candy shop. Very strange

• The dude // Nov 8, 2006 at 11:10 am

  Are you sure he just did not crap his g-string off?

• nd // Nov 8, 2006 at 11:13 am

  My girlfriend pulled floss out my cat’s butt. The cat had always been interested in floss. Now we flush it to prevent the cat from eating it.

• stephanie // Nov 8, 2006 at 2:23 pm

  dude he knew it was cinnamon because that shit burns

• sarah // Nov 8, 2006 at 9:02 pm

  candy ass.

• shelly rae // Nov 9, 2006 at 11:22 am

  Hey! I’m impressed that you floss! Right on with the dental hygiene dude!
  Anon

• Rox // Nov 9, 2006 at 1:31 pm

  (to ND’s comment) Why are animal’s always soo curious about floss? My dog ate floss-TWICE and each time I was like “What is that hanging out of his butt?” I can’t believe I pulled it out (just admitting that out loud is kind of embarassing.)

  GEORGE! Your roomate doesn’t happen to be an animal, does he?

• Cynthia // Nov 9, 2006 at 2:33 pm

  My cat once pooped out a condom. (This has nothing to do with floss, really, but I’m following the “animals and odd pooped things” track instead…)

• Maiken // Nov 9, 2006 at 2:41 pm

  I heard this story of a guy who liked to chew on flavored floss. He would unwind a lot (like 1/3 to 1/2 of the package) and chew it like gum. One time he swallowed it. Later that day his mom helped him pull it out. The End!

• anna // Nov 10, 2006 at 7:42 am

  Eeeew. I think I’m gonna skip lunch now. On the bright side, flossing will never again be the dull task it used to be.

• AMY // Nov 10, 2006 at 1:45 pm

  My dog eats EVERYTHING…try helping a dog when he has a dryer sheet dangling from his squating butt!

  When he was just a puppy he somehow ingested a clump of my very long hair…..poop on a string- a very long string at that!

• Jill // Nov 13, 2006 at 11:36 am

  Wouldn’t the cinnamon flavor have burned? Just saying …

• RebeccaB // Nov 14, 2006 at 4:38 pm

  I think maybe he should pay attention to what he puts in his mouth if he’s scared about what’s coming out of his butt? just a thought.

• Snickrsnack Katie // Nov 15, 2006 at 11:18 am

  I throw floss in the toilet all the time. My rationale is this - if shit can fit down the drain, a piece of dental floss will fit just fine. My question is, how did he know it was cinnamon flavored? It is scary to think how he figured that one out.

• Kchano // Nov 19, 2006 at 7:10 am

  My cat once pooped out rickrack…. You know, the zig-zaggy ribbon that no one uses to embellish their clothing anymore? It was rainbow-colored.

  And yes, I had to pull it out. It was that or have streaks of cat crap on all the carpeted areas in the house.

• DCandy // Nov 22, 2006 at 2:31 pm

  Ok, so my uncle is a plummer and we’ve actually had this happen in my house too…If you flush your floss, EVENTUALLY it builds up and wraps around itself in your drain. Things like TP and well, your shite…disinagrate. Floss does not.

  You’ll end up having a plumber over and have him bring up this big ball of floss that kind looks like a dead cat. Don’t do it….

• AYS // Nov 22, 2006 at 3:50 pm

  We had a toilet clog last year due to floss in the toilet. There was water, water everywhere. We had to go buy an auger and snake out the big ball of floss.

• Yasmin // Nov 28, 2006 at 8:55 am

  Now that is funny!

• andrew // Dec 1, 2006 at 3:02 pm

  that was me!!!

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