On my way out to reverse Karma on all the things I’ve done wrong in my life. Yes, I’m Earl.

Anyone want to do a Fantasy NBA league? The buy in is 30 dollars, and the winner gets 150 bones.
Email me and let me know! PREASE!

I was joking about the sex EVERYDAY thing…
It would obviously be 2-3 times EVERYDAY with me and my wife… ahem.

In some cases… yes.
I went to my cousin Jordan’s wedding last Thursday, apparently the time is right for family for him, even though he is 4 months younger than me.  Going to the wedding brought many smiles, and many good talks with family I hadn’t seen in over two years.  My cousin Shelby even put [...]

I wake up to Andy and Andrew yelling in the other room. I go in there to check things out…
George (sleepily): What are you guys doing?
Andrew (excited): They just won the game!
Andy (also excited): I’m so happy!
George (confused): …what?
They were watching Varsity Blues…
Ah… College.

Drew Bledsoe.

Yes. I should.

See ya later playa. Just when you thought you had the game in your hands… Sweed goes ahead and just rips your heart out.

Sometimes a 4 point lead just ISN’T enough.

“Party at my house!”

Don’t worry AP… at least you’ll be making Rhett Bomar money next year in the NFL.

Thinking about tonight [...]

Scene: Me in the breakroom by myself, eating my pb&j.  In walks super hot girl….
GEORGE! (via text): There is a smoking hot girl in the breakroom right now!
Jake (via text): On my way
::in walks Jake, hurried::
Jake:  Oh… Hey George!
GEORGE!: What’s up Jake?
::Jake sits down::
Jake: YOU WERE RIGHT!
::out walks smoking hot girl::
GEORGE!::quietly:: Bye…. see ya…. catch [...]

I was calling my mom today, about to rub it in that I just found a gas station that had gas for $2.60 a gallon.  Turns out gas is $2.07 in The Colony.
AWESOME!
UTAH REWLZ!