Me: Hey dude
Eli: Hey dude
Me: Are y’all coming over tonight?
Eli: Did you just wake up? (It’s 6pm)
Me: Yea, shutup.
Eli: Mmmm… you’ve got a sexy sex voice going on… “hey sexy”
What can I say to that?  I swear we’re not gay.

I’ve been meaning for some time to write about the album currently listed on the right, The Format “Dog Problems”. I am very fond of The Format, their first full-length CD was essentially the soundtrack to my summer of 2004… actually they’ve been a big part of the soundtrack of my life ever since [...]

So… yea… sitting out in the pool for an hour when it’s like 100 outside… then going to the IRL Learjet 500 at Texas Motor Speedway in said mentioned heat… bad idea.  My face is REAL HOT. And I’m on my third bottle of water in the past 45 minutes….
Harvest Peach Yogurt?  Good Idea.
Danica… way [...]

By the sound of her accent… I’d say she played outside linebacker for the Minnesota Golden Gophers…

We used to play nerf guns and soccer together.
Who knew he’d end up being taller than me?

You suck.
Get off my tv.

New pictures on flickr… blah blah blah I’m tired.