“Hi my names Rachel Ray, and I make 30 minute meals. What that means is, during this show, I’m going to eat your family with my HUGE ASS MOUTH! Just add a little E.V.O.O. and CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP with my horse teeth.”
Pretty sure I can never get a job on the food network now…
9 responses so far ↓
Christina // Jun 20, 2006 at 2:03 pm
George-
I too hate Rachel Ray. And the thing I hate most about her is that she calls extra virgin olive oil “EVOO - extra virgin olive oil”. WHY SHORTEN IT IF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO SAY IT. That’s EXTRA work, defeating the whole purpose of ABBREVIATION.
Sincerely,
Christina
brandy // Jun 20, 2006 at 2:17 pm
I second(or third) the hate.
She has the weirdest shaped body I have ever seen in my life.
AND trying to get EVOO to stick as a common word we will all use is just plan dumb.
jaime // Jun 20, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Her perkiness and excessive hand motions bother me, but I have to admit to using “EVOO” on my grocery lists.
cathleen // Jun 20, 2006 at 3:05 pm
can’t stand her either, when I hear her voice I want to punture my eardrum with a chopstick.
Shelby // Jun 20, 2006 at 3:27 pm
But everything she makes is YUMM-OH! How are you gonna hate on that?
W // Jun 20, 2006 at 3:41 pm
I interned at Ray Ray’s magazine, and lemme tell ya, she a cultural phenomenon. There’s no stopping it.
Ken // Jun 21, 2006 at 7:14 pm
THANK YOU!!
I feel relieved that I am not the only one who cannot stand her. Mostly because she is so in love with herself. I love how she laughs at her own jokes, and always makes the smae “Mmmm!” sound when she eats any of her own food.
bb // Jun 21, 2006 at 10:23 pm
ok, no everything she makes is NOT yum. In fact, it’s the exact opposite of yum. I’ve used a few of her recipes and all I can say is that the only reason they’re 30 minute meals is becuase THEY’RE UNDERCOOKED!
Also, she’s annoying. so there.
Mindy // Jun 26, 2006 at 2:45 pm
thank goodness someone else agrees with me, Rachael Ray and her canyon mouth …….. jebus! Very Ethel Merman-esque.
yeah the whole evoo-extra virgin olive oil thing bugs me too.
“All aboard the Rachael Ray - EVOO bandwagon!!!”
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