Mom: Shouldn’t that be a foul? (I’ve heard this 80 thousand times this playoffs)
GEORGE!: No mom.
Mom: Well he knocked him down.
GEORGE!: He fell down…
…
Mom: WHY DO THEY LEAVE HIM (Jason Williams) OPEN HE HITS EVERYTHING!
GEORGE!: I think he went like 2 of 10 (3 of 10) one game… so, he doesn’t really hit everything.
Mom:Â Well, it always seems like he hits whenever I watch.
GEORGE!: ::cough::
Yea my mom is a basketball pro. At least she likes it.
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Rocky // Jun 18, 2006 at 9:22 pm
LOL! Sounds like me and my son watching basketball. “Now, is that George Wallace?” “Ben Wallace, Mom. Gah.” “Oh. Well, do you know who George Wallace is?” “No, Mom. But can you maybe tell me later?” or….. “Wait? Why is that guy wearing a PLASTIC FACE? Is he a…face guard?” “Mom. Really. Isn’t one of your shows on that you can watch somewhere else?”
Hehe. Keeping the family together.
(My son’s a pissed-off Piston’s fan. Apparently, they didn’t fare too well during the 2nd round and even my heartfelt sympathy does nothing to quell the anger…go figure. P.S. He hates San Antonio.)
Tiggerlane // Jun 19, 2006 at 3:01 pm
As a Mavs fan, I wonder how such a great player as Shaq can’t make free throws (but I’m very glad).
I also scream at the television, every time Dirk or Terry or Stackhouse misses a 3-pointer, “Why are you guys not rebounding??? Don’t you guys realize the odds are AGAINST them making that shot???”
And all my guy friends giggle.
brandy // Jun 19, 2006 at 9:24 pm
I’m just sitting here praying that the cup comes back to Canada.
My boyfriend is yelling like an insane person at the tv.
I think its nice that your mom shows interest in something your so into..I doubt she is that in to Xbox!
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