I had a dream last night that I already lived in Utah in a wicked house with my friends. We were having the party of the century… but all my friends from Texas were in town. One of my friends was in the closet for like 3 hours, drinking vodka from a paper cup by [...]

Phoenix drafts Rondo and then up and trades him. Bastards.
Isiah Thomas… you are dumb. Renaldo Balkman? Who everybody thought wasn’t going to get drafted at all? Good move.

The previous post reminded me of this.

Let’s just start off with saying that On the Border has the best fajitas I have ever tasted in the world.  Chipotle chicken something fajitas… Delicious. D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S. Delicious.  Grilled onions topped off with chicken topped off with a chipotle pesto sauce, topped off with cheese, topped off with BACON! THEN!!!!!!!! TOPPED OFF WITH ONION RINGS!!
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But the war is not over.
No way she can stand to the side and let it be over. It’s just not in our genes.
Revenge is best served cold…

A Clog Standoff has begun, due to one’s (Heather B Armstrong) response to a recent installment of “Stuff on Chuck” which included clogs.
Supporters of clogs have recently been seen around the country.

Who do you support?

Go to hell Dwayne Wade.
Go to hell David Stern.
He shot 46 free throws in two games. FORTY SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like Bill Simmons said, all the progress that was made in the past two months in the NBA is now ERASED because Miami has won the Championship with one superstar, one all-star, and a bunch of shitty role [...]

“Hi my names Rachel Ray, and I make 30 minute meals.  What that means is, during this show, I’m going to eat your family with my HUGE ASS MOUTH!  Just add a little E.V.O.O. and CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP with my horse teeth.”
Pretty sure I can never get a job on the food network now…

Mom: Shouldn’t that be a foul?  (I’ve heard this 80 thousand times this playoffs)
GEORGE!: No mom.
Mom: Well he knocked him down.
GEORGE!: He fell down…
…
Mom: WHY DO THEY LEAVE HIM (Jason Williams) OPEN HE HITS EVERYTHING!
GEORGE!: I think he went like 2 of 10 (3 of 10) one game… so, he doesn’t really hit everything.
Mom:  Well, [...]

Do I call and tell girl I like her on the phone?
Or wait until she gets back from vacation, and tell her in person?  In two weeks…  keep in mind she could meet some hot guy while on vacation and I would be screwed…
But would I also look like a puss if I told her [...]