gboone13: your lj picture freaks me out though
The Jenn: why??
gboone13: your mouth looks weird
The Jenn: it’s…
The Jenn: just open…..
gboone13: i dunno
gboone13: my left arm is asleep
The Jenn: so you’re calling me ugly
gboone13: yep, that’s it
….
gboone13: i’m posting part of this convo in my blog
The Jenn: the part where i tell you to touch my tits [...]

I realized I’m not out by the pool enough… So I decided to bring my laptop outside. The wireless connection is still pretty good out here… Maybe I’ll do this more often.
My posts are getting more and more meaningless. I don’t have a problem with it really.

Who cares who won?
Melissa McGhee… will you marry me?  Please?

Based on Boris Diaw’s looks, he sounds NOTHING like he should.
He’s got some big balls too, hitting that shot.

So meet me in the middle
Well, come on, let’s make up a dance
And we’ll agree to call it the compromise
There’s no sense in complaining
If it doesn’t change our minds
Well, take me by the hand, let’s compromise

Definitely a great game, Spurs couldn’t pull it out in the end, but this has been one of the best playoff series I’ve watched in my lifetime, so I’m satisfied as a basketball fun, not so much as a Spurs fan.
I’d like to see the Mavs play the Suns more than the Mavs play the [...]

Trent: Don’t you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
Trent (obviously growing impatient): Don’t you wish your boyfriend was a freak like me?
George: Trent you’re so gay. When are you moving back to Utah?
Trent: End of august or so. When do you?
George: Mid August.
Trent: Thats gay! Homo!
These are my friends [...]

The average adult has one ovary and one testicle.

I’ve been working on my take home test for about the last hour and half, reading through my book and what-not… All of a sudden my marquee screen saver pops up, with the message I had put in when I first got my laptop.
“Give up”