Why did Volkswagon decide to make the most shocking commercials I’ve ever seen.  I don’t want to see real life instances wherein your car is in an accident.
“hey we’re totally having a good time laughing in the car!”
“OMG YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!”
SLAM!
“OMG WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!”
“STFU!!!! YOU WERE JUST IN AN ACCIDENT BITCH!”
Seriously, bring back the “V-Dub” [...]

Or just Leslie. I wasn’t playing mean at all, I just wanted to call you out, because Heather and Jon were going to bed and Heather said I should go ahead and do it. You helped with my content, thanks.
If I was really being mean, you would understand completely. It was nothing [...]

“Learn to pack in one carry-on. (Yes, you can.) Sets you free.” Excellent comment.
Hey, thanks for the tip, I really appreciate it. I didn’t truly understand the user-friendly concept of one carry-on bag until you enlightened me. I haven’t noticed my dad using this very same concept four or five thousand times [...]

I uploaded some pics from the past few days, including a few from my 5 or so hour layover at DFW which was horrible.
Our plane had problems, flight got cancelled, Delta transferred me to an American flight. Rode the tram to American, ate something, talked to American, said I didn’t have a reservation but that [...]

I’m going to Utah tomorrow, I need a break and a chance to get something things done and take one step toward moving out. Photos soon? Maybe.

Ingredients
12 Boneless-skinless chicken breasts
1 ½ Red bell pepper
1 ½ Yellow bell pepper
1 Green bell pepper
¾ Large white onion
1 Pineapple, sliced
Tortillas… duh
Chicken Marinade:
Brooke’s Hot Chicken Fajita seasoning
Lawry’s Red Pepper Seasoning Salt
Sea Salt
McCormick Montreal Chicken Seasoning
Crushed Black Pepper
1 Bottle (12 oz) Lawry’s Baja Chipotle marinade
3/4th cup extra virgin olive oil
2 Limes
Fresh Cilantro
Slice chicken breast into smaller pieces, [...]

Quite possibly the worst energy drink EVER. We were hoping for an asian girl popping out and saying “me so horny! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!” or Steven Segal jumping out and kicking us in the face when we opened it, but no luck…
Most definitely the worst Asian Experience of my entire life time.
There’s some [...]