Why am I quitting my job? Besides the fact I contemplate punching someone in the face or jumping through the window at least four times a day, everyday?
I liken myself to Jim from The Office (US Version)…
“Right now, this is just a job.  If I advance any higher in this company then this would be [...]

Refs calling the game towards the big time star in the NBA.  You know what I’m talking about…  The MJ push off on Byron Russell being the most known example… but hey, he was MJ.   I DON’T CARE!  So far I’ve seen about 285 touch fouls that shouldn’t have been called in the playoffs, not [...]

I turned in my two weeks notice today…
begin joy here—->.

I’m about to head to the doctor for some tests to find out if I have diabetes… another disease that has plagued the whole side of my dads family.
Hopefully the results are negative… ::crosses fingers::

GEORGE! –[adjective]:
Tasting like strawberries
‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com

Camzor!
Lets just say the singles dance was all things awkward. People looking at Eli and I weird. Weird conversations. Creepy people talking to Camzor and Meagzor. We left after they gave away the Ipod and I didn’t win, being there a total of about 65 awkward minutes.
If you think baptists can’t dance, wait until you [...]

Being sunburned for the 2nd time in my lifetime? NOT AWESOME!
Playoff basketball starting? AWESOME!
Working late everyday of the week, sometimes til 7:30? NOT AWESOME!
Poppy seed bagel with creme cheese? AWESOME!
Singles dance where people look at you creepy the whole time? NOT AWESOME!
I can really only come up with a lot more non-awesome things, so [...]

Lucky Number Slevin is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a real long time… keep in mind I consider Bruce Willis one of the best actors of all time before you send me hate mail telling me you thought it sucked.
Happy Easter Everyone!
An Easter conversation with Eli’s mom last night, while at the [...]

My mom has recently discovered the “Drunk Angle” picture, quite similar to the “Myspace Angle”. Looking at these pictures makes me want to throw up… why is it tilted to the side? It may look cool at first sight, but after a while it’s just wrong.
I am seriously sitting here with my stomach turning in [...]