This happens pretty much everyday at work around 2:30pm
Peace: GEORGE!
Me: What?
Peace: Whatcha doing?
Me: …posting
Peace: Guess what?
Me: I don’t caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!
Peace: I hate you GeorgeBoone (one word)
Now I really do love Peace, and I hate to see her leave in a few weeks (she’s transferring to another location) It’s always a bad thing when one of [...]

Good thing I left the keys to my car in my mom’s cupholder in her car. Now I can’t make it to church.
Coincidence or well thought out plan?
I’ll go with the latter just to look cool… I went out with girl from work again last night, we went to [...]

WHY IS A WALK TO REMEMBER SO DAMN SAAAAAAAAAAAD?
I’ve cried in like a handful of movies… Hardball (shutup), Pearl Harbor (In a scene you would NOT suspect), Phenomenon (OH COME ON! YOU KNOW IT WAS SAD!), The Notebook (Yes, I own the movie), and something else that doesn’t come to mind right now… But A [...]

“…plus, you’re related to Daniel Boone so you know she wants to get up in your grill.”
Yep. Great advice from a very close friend of mine. Couldn’t be happier to read that in my inbox when I got home from work today.
I gave blood at work today for the first time ever. [...]

SHUTUP

*** I meant to post this last night, but apparently I hit save as draft…
Me: Hello?
…: Hi this is Sapphire, you’ve been chosen for a free 30 minute phone sex session.
Me: Is this a joke?
…: No
Me: Who is this?
…: Sapphire.
Me: Right, right, right… No thanks.
DAMN. Should have said yes. Only kidding… Maybe.
I’m somewhat tempted [...]

Hey anybody want to join in Fantasy NBA with me, my brothers and my friend andrew? Leave me a comment with your email and I’ll send you an invite. But do hurry, the draft is on Saturday.