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The post wherein I talk of farts.

November 27th, 2005 · No Comments

I removed the video with looping song, everyone can stop crying now! I’m really tired so I’m just going to leave you with a taste of some of the hilarity that ensued Friday night.

Setting, outside on the balcony of my friends’ apartment.

Me: I gotta fart before I go back inside.
Jason: Is it gonna be loud?
Me: No it shouldn’t be…. BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Jason: OMG PEOPLE IN ARIZONA COULD HAVE HEARD THAT! What do you mean it wasn’t gonna be loud?
Me: I’m sure the people across the way are about come out and yell at me to shut the hell up.

A few minutes later back in the apartment…

Rocky: George there you are, I’ve missed you, I’ve been feeling a void without you.
Me: I had to go outside and fart, that’s probably what it was.
Rocky: No it’s something much more than that.
Me: No I’m pretty sure I just had to go outside and fart.
Rocky: NO REALLY… It’s something more than that…

Nap time? I think so.

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