So I’m checking my statcounter just now… “8000 hits what the hell?”

I didn’t even know she linked me…. anyway, best comment so far from random trolls on Dooce.

“You’re still a consumer douche with no life.”

I know I’m a consumer whore, but do I go around spreading hate on people’s blogs for no reason? No… That’s what makes you the douche.

Douche face.

I’m gonna go play my consumer whore XBOX 360 (still hasn’t crashed… ::crosses fingers::) on my consumer whore Samsung TV.

Bitches.