People that do need an XBOX 360 next week
1. George Lawrence Boone

People that don’t need an XBOX 360 next week
1. Paris Hilton

Is the droopy eye thing a side effect from VD? Am I the only one who notices it? I mean COME ON!

2. Justin Timberlake

“Hey I’m wearing a cool hat and will probably ruin Shrek 3!”

Gamestop is a bunch of whores and the XBOX 360 I reserved in MAY will not be in like they said next Tuesday. I’m seemingly on a never ending search for an XBOX 360 now. I NEED ONE OR THIS VACATION I PLANNED A MONTH AGO WILL BE RUINED!

Vacation = playing XBOX 360 on the HDTV… I’m not going anywhere. It will be weird to not be in Utah for Thanksgiving though, the last 3 years I was there. Weird.

P.S. my dad just let the smelliest fart ever… I may be dead soon.