I just bought what I thought was the widescreen version of Batman Begins, I take of the plastic wrap and 74 security stickers, and what do I find inside? THE MOTHER F’IN FULLSCREEN VERSION!

Now I have to go back to the Best Buy in Lewisville to exchange my DVD, and if they give me crap I will RAPE THEM! When I worked there I was trying to exchange my wireless xbox adapter that had a broken antenna when I opened it, and they told me I would need my receipt.

Me: “I work here, why would I try to pull one on you?”
Mormon(Moron?) Kid:”We’re not Wal*Mart”

I wanted to punch that kid in the face. He tried to be cool with me all the time, always with the bs small talk and acting like we were friends, and he won’t accept my damn return.

You son of a bitch.

Seriously, I’m this close to raping someone at BestBuy. The only reason I shop there is to buy something on sale, because when it’s on sale, they don’t make any money.

I will never help Best Buy make a profit on anything for the rest of my life. It kind of sucks how working for a company can leave you jaded.

Good thing I’ll be in Lewisville tomorrow since I’m going to Conn’s tomorrow to look at TV’s or else I’d most definitely rape someone having to drive out to Lewisville for no reason other than exchanging my DVD that is not widescreen…

Bitches.