Andrew: george ur just the man i needed to talk to
gboone13: hhaha
gboone13: whats up?
Andrew: okay i ordered two pizzas from papa johns
Andrew: great pizza
Andrew: but
Andrew: my large pizza was only 13 inches instead of 14 what should i do
gboone13: call them and tell them you feel cheated
gboone13: you should get something free
gboone13: they may spit on it, but spit makes it taste better
Andrew: okay, but the other thing
Andrew: the other pizza was 15 inches
Andrew: but had bigger crust
gboone13: did you actually measure your pizza?
Andrew: hell yeah i did
gboone13: atta boy
Andrew: im calling then right now
gboone13: good