…”We should have food every week, and GEORGE! should make something everytime”…
…After getting some of my homemade pasta.. “GEORGE! do you have a girlfriend?”…
“GEORGE! what else do you make?”
“A lot of stuff.”
“So when are you gonna make me something?”
“That’s my second date offer of the day.”
Really you underestimate the cooking skills, all of you.

So you can eat out my ass Blockbuster.
Actual phone conversation…
Me: “Do you have any copies on NBA Live ‘06 in?
Douche at store: “Yea”
Me: “Can you hold a copy for GEORGE!”
DaS: “Sure no problem”
So I get to the store, go to the counter… “You’re holding a game for me… NBA Live 06″
“Ok… To buy right?”
“Yea… Wait [...]

gboone13: why is taking a shit so awesome
Andrew: but why is it disappointing when you know you don’t get everything out of it
gboone13: true
gboone13: constipation is the biggest let down
Andrew: oh yeah like when you feel your gonna take the most mondo shit and then only a couple dribblers come out
gboone13: it’s like kissing without [...]

The lyrics to the greatest song ever? It’s possible.
!CAUTION! Explicit lyrics that talk of teenage drinking and sex. You’ve been warned.
“Do you want to come to a party
My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
This things at a frat house but the people are cool there
Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed [...]

Have they developed that internet brain chip yet? I really don’t like getting on the computer to update. I mean, it’s not that I don’t have funny and witty things to say, I just don’t like stepping away from football, be it Madden 06 or the real stuff, to log in to blogger [...]

Scary thing happened at work today (9/20)…
I’ve been sick with a nagging cough the past few weeks that won’t seem to go away. Today was no exception. After I got back from lunch today, I was coughing a lot more than usual. Which is a hell of a lot considering the fact [...]

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I feel my phone should be this small now.

Makes my phone look gargantuan.

If they had used my hands for the commercial it would have looked even smaller.

Album Picture, looks much better in real life, just wanted to show without massive glare from the flash.
It took me a little while longer than expected [...]

Is this a forshadowing of my married life? I think it’s possible.
I can’t help it, sports are just so great.

Peter: lets make tight halloween costumes this year
gboone13: power ranges
gboone13: rangers
Peter: yessssss
gboone13: I really hate you
(later on)
Peter: you could be a clingong guy and i could be the borg
Peter: star trek
gboone13: sometimes i don’t know why we’re friends

You know what movie needs to be remade? FREAKING ROBOCOP!
Someone get on the horn and get this movie remade NOW.