HELLS YEA WE GOT FINLEY BITCHES!
If you didn’t know I’m a Spur’s fan, then you’re not a real blog whore.
You should be ASHAMED.

“Dear George,
I wandered over to your website from Dooce. Thought your writing was really funny and that you seemed like a great guy. I read your questionaire, and was really sad when I got to this part:
A collie named Cougar. He was an amazing dog, we never had him chained up and he always stayed [...]

You spend upwards of 60 dollars on a tank of gas, yet you can’t drive over a speed bump at more than 5 miles per hour.
DO YOU REALLY THINK IT’S GOING TO AFFECT YOUR CAR? The only problem you may have is buying those 50 dollar shocks a month earlier than you would have [...]

Madden and NCAA Football 06 have taken over my free time. I’m sorry I don’t update anymore, but they call for me while I’m at work and tease me with thoughts of the Cowboys going 6-10 in my simulated 2005 season…
Maybe this thing DOES know everything?

“Rock Out” section updated with larger pictures and a song from each album I recommend, and a BONUS 4th album!
Don’t act like you’re not impressed.
I figured I don’t impose my views on you enough, so I decided to add an additional album to fill your “emo” ears with and recommend a song that you could [...]

“This Spirit Award Is Presented To:
George Boone
For
Making a difference and setting a vision of excellence.”
“When George Boone first came to Payoffs, it was as a summer intern. By the time he left there were many a sad faces, due to the fact that he is a terrific individual who brings smiles and laughter to many. [...]

NO I AM NOT GAY!
I LOVE THE LADIES!
That’s all really….
Oh, besides the fact that it took me an hour and 45 minutes to get to work on Monday, compared to my usual… 20 MINUTES!
GO TO HELL TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION!

I think so.
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My brother Robert is that guy at the office that sends you all those e-mails with the funny pictures, and I couldn’t love him anymore for it.

This is a display of my typing skills at work

Ok maybe not this fast, but close.
I wish I could update more, but like Peter in Office Space, I lack motivation. I could be doing different things, such as sleeping, during the middle of the week.
“I’d say in a normal week, I do about 15 [...]

Local bum, or Pro football player?