Perhaps the worst feeling in the world in the world next to a swift kick in the nuts would have to be waking up having to pee, but doing so like 15 minutes before your alarm is about to go off.
I just did this, and considering how I love sleep so much, it really makes [...]

I received a comment Sunday or Monday, or I really don’t remember when cause I started my new job and everything is a blur after working.
Anyway, the comment was made on my old “Anti-Valentines” post (link here) from a guy who is friends with the dork who wrote the article, I wrote a post about [...]

I forgot to mention that after bowling Peter and I decided to go to IHOP, where it was apparently the reunion spot for TCHS class of ‘03.
Peter brought up a good point.
A good way to tell if you’re REALLY friends with someone… Iif they died, would you go to their funeral? Better yet, if you [...]

“I don’t care about her eyes, I wanna know how big those chatties are.”
Never heard boobs called chatties before, but this dork on ‘Date my Mom’ sure knows how to make me crack up.

Last night we decided to go bowling, I mean, what else would we do? EXACTLY.
Well, anyway, I’m tying my left shoe, and Jordan finishes his frame quicker than I expected, so I get up without tying my right shoe to bowl, and it turns out to be the BIGGEST mistake of the night.
Since my shoe [...]

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Jealous much? I chose the flame pattern, because well, lets just say I light the lanes on fire when I bowl.
FLAME ON!
Yes I have a Manu Ginobili background on my computer.

From Left to right, Me, Eli, Andrew, Jesse, Zack, Josh, Trent
The was taken near the end of Fall semester, Josh was hanging out with us before he entered the Mormon Missionary Training Center (he is now on a Mission in Italy). This was one of the better days when no one was at each [...]

Keep it real P Diddy, go on with your pro active using self and preserve your sexy.
If he’s been using it for years… How come I hadn’t heard of this stuff until the Jessica Simpson commercials a year ago? Was this like a magical celebrity zit medicine and they’re now allowing us outcasts to [...]

Who the hell is Andy Milonakis and how did he get his own tv show?
Where do I sign up to get on MTV?
Freaking idiots…

Every now and then…. Ok make that every 3 or 4 months, I get tired of the fro and decide to cut my hair REALLY short. This is one of those times.

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Notice the festive Harley Blanket in the background, showing our real pride for Motorcylces and American flags, in one. If you’re wondering [...]